Them Galway Guys

[hadaway]

Two Galway chaps had been out shacking up with their women. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess.
He went into the confession booth and told the Father, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed fornication with a lady. Please forgive me."
The Father said, "Tell me who the lady was."
The lad said he couldn't do that and the Father said he couldn't grant him forgiveness unless he did.
"Was it Mary Harney?" asked the Father."
"No."
"Was it Joan Burton?"
"No."
"Was it yan doll Mary Lou?"
"No."
"Well then," said the Father, "You'll not be forgiven."
When the lad met his friend outside the friend asked, "So, did you find forgiveness."
"No," said the other, "but I picked up three good prospects!"