Quote Originally Posted by AbidingPond View Post
I got a parking ticket while I was seeing an escort.

I got done for parking on double yellow lines. But only like half the bonnet was on the line so I thought that it would be OK.

The escort put me in a great mood but now I'm so deflated.

It's turned out to be a damned expensive punt.

I think I need a hug now.

Show me some love guys.
At least you could drive away . . I got clamped once had to wait for about an hour for the wanker to unclamp me