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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Yes, I think of that, each and every day.

    Have you ever heard of the rings of Uranus?
    yes, theyre brown innit?

    have you ever played strip poker with a bably elephant flavoured hippopotamus in heat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    yes, theyre brown innit?

    have you ever played strip poker with a bably elephant flavoured hippopotamus in heat?
    Every Friday night......... Down Hilda, down......... Jesus.... wish she'd lose a few hundredweight... really let herself go..... when she got the ring on her paw.




    Have you ever wondered if you have suddenly woken in an alternate universe?
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Every Friday night......... Down Hilda, down......... Jesus.... wish she'd lose a few hundredweight... really let herself go..... when she got the ring on her paw.




    Have you ever wondered if you have suddenly woken in an alternate universe?
    Yeah ! This is an alternative universe!!!

    Have you ever come before even getting your dick out of your pants??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    Yeah ! This is an alternative universe!!!

    Have you ever come before even getting your dick out of your pants??
    No but on my last meeting I cum during a 69 & she pulled her mouth away when she realised & didn't looked too pleased as there was cum all over her hair. She didn't style it like Cameron Diaz in Something about Mary though.

    Have you ever cum somewhere you shouldn't have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Curtains I would have to say mostly! But that was a long time ago.
    And the next question IDF is ?
    Last edited by Barney Rubble; 27-07-16 at 22:03. Reason: Curtains beats a sock any day !!

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    Never, ever, have I woken up in a field at 4am.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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