This is so interesting ... OMGLOL

[gonzo76]

Condensation from a cold pipe somewhere, or an underfloor heating pipe leaking?

[TwistedTransistor]

Some piss is like water, it's not always yellow and smelly!

Can we not turn this into a squirter thread, please.

Condensation from a cold pipe somewhere, or an underfloor heating pipe leaking?

I've been here (the house) a few years and it only started this year so I'm guessing that rules out condensation. I hope it's not a burst pipe. I'd rather find out I was sleep pissing than to have to dig up the tiling in me kitchen.

[gonzo76]

Can we not turn this into a squirter thread, please.



I've been here (the house) a few years and it only started this year so I'm guessing that rules out condensation. I hope it's not a burst pipe. I'd rather find out I was sleep pissing than to have to dig up the tiling in me kitchen.

Should be easy enough to identify if the water is coming from the floor. I.e. Coming up through the floor. If so, some digging might be needed. Even if it is, probably only a small job...

[Danny2011]

Am I the only one who got stuck at the unidentifed liquid on my floor doesn't taste like piss.

[TwistedTransistor]

Should be easy enough to identify if the water is coming from the floor. I.e. Coming up through the floor. If so, some digging might be needed. Even if it is, probably only a small job...

If it is a leaking pipe then I'm puzzled as to why it only leaks while I'm asleep. Can't spot any cracks or fissures in the tiling, no constant wet patches either
Not looking forward to digging it up if it is though, I laid those tiles, I saw the concrete underneath, and I've no idea where the pipes might be.

Am I the only one who got stuck at the unidentifed liquid on my floor doesn't taste like piss.

Never drank piss, no? If you've never tasted piss then you probably don't know what piss tastes like ... in which case you really don't know whether or not you've been drinking piss all along.

[Danny2011]

Never drank piss, no? If you've never tasted piss then you probably don't know what piss tastes like ... in which case you really don't know whether or not you've been drinking piss all along.

True but I've also never been punched in the balls by Enda Kenny when he was dressed as catholic schoolgirl while I slept, so I don't know what that would be like either, so it's possible Enda Kenny is dressing up as a schoolgirl and punching me in the balls every night.

[justfrank44]

True but I've also never been punched in the balls by Enda Kenny when he was dressed as catholic schoolgirl while I slept, so I don't know what that would be like either, so it's possible Enda Kenny is dressing up as a schoolgirl and punching me in the balls every night.

To be fair, even punching your balls would be punching above ednas weight

[TwistedTransistor]

True but I've also never been punched in the balls by Enda Kenny when he was dressed as catholic schoolgirl while I slept, so I don't know what that would be like either, so it's possible Enda Kenny is dressing up as a schoolgirl and punching me in the balls every night.

Perhaps he's also pissing in my kitchen after he's done with pummeling your plums.

[rubberlover]

Can we not turn this into a squirter thread, please.



I've been here (the house) a few years and it only started this year so I'm guessing that rules out condensation. I hope it's not a burst pipe. I'd rather find out I was sleep pissing than to have to dig up the tiling in me kitchen.

Could be fridge, they have a pipe at the back and sometimes it overflows. If you can check behind it.