This is so interesting ... OMGLOL

**TwistedTransistor** · 09-06-16, 20:49

Originally Posted by Danny2011

True but I've also never been punched in the balls by Enda Kenny when he was dressed as catholic schoolgirl while I slept, so I don't know what that would be like either, so it's possible Enda Kenny is dressing up as a schoolgirl and punching me in the balls every night.

Perhaps he's also pissing in my kitchen after he's done with pummeling your plums.

**TwistedTransistor** · 09-06-16, 20:50

Originally Posted by willie wacker

Check the fridge
If old or maybe pipe corroded ?

Nope. Pulled it out from the wall and gave it the once over. Even put a towel around the base one night just to see. No joy.

**TwistedTransistor** · 09-06-16, 20:54

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Sounds like anal.

It's a myth propagated by homophobes that anal sex makes your ass leaky, my ass is tight as a Jew's purse strings.

**Mr Cuddles** · 09-06-16, 21:18

This is a ground floor? There is no basement?
How old is the building? Does it have a damp-proof membrane?

I'm not doubting your tileing skills, but how level is the floor- if you pour some water elsewhere, does it run to that spot?
I'm thinking, maybe there is a little damp/condensation on the whole floor and it runs to that spot

**gonzo76** · 09-06-16, 21:46

Originally Posted by Mr Cuddles

This is a ground floor? There is no basement?
How old is the building? Does it have a damp-proof membrane?

I'm not doubting your tileing skills, but how level is the floor- if you pour some water elsewhere, does it run to that spot?
I'm thinking, maybe there is a little damp/condensation on the whole floor and it runs to that spot

And Sophie said the forums were getting boring!

**SteveB** · 09-06-16, 21:58

Originally Posted by gonzo76

And Sophie said the forums were getting boring!

I am so bored I might just have to log off and go out and visit an escort.

**JAMESCORK** · 09-06-16, 22:37

Spread sheets of newspaper along your floor and identify the source by the starting of a wet path. You may have to check it a few times before you go to bed tho....

**willie wacker** · 09-06-16, 22:42

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Spread sheets of newspaper along your floor and identify the source by the starting of a wet path. You may have to check it a few times before you go to bed tho....

But make sure the cat is out for the night

**ladiesman217** · 09-06-16, 23:52

1) A wizard did it.

2) Your kitchen is haunted.

3) You sleep walk and piss in the kitchen every night.

**Barney Rubble** · 10-06-16, 00:22

Not meaning to pry into your personal hygiene but do you usually shower (not a golden 1) before you go to bed?
Then again if it is a blocked sewage pipe then it might taste a lot worse than piss! !

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