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    Well Bollocks has it started to peel yet,it must look damned attractive having skin flaking off it? Or did it fall off in your hand?



    To be fair it was for the best....it was gone green at the end and looked very red...








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    Thanks Saul, for your genuine interest. Much better to day and may go for a massage without a hippy ending..........its still a case of do not touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Thanks Saul, for your genuine interest. Much better to day and may go for a massage without a hippy ending..........its still a case of do not touch.
    Would a hippy ending involve peace and flower power

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    I'm creating a new line of sun proof clothing for such sunny days as these have been. It's made of a bubble wrap like substance. You put the 'suit' on first, over your underwear and bras of course because this material is clear and see through. Then you fill the suit with water by attaching a pipe to the rear supplied entry point of the suit. When full, you will be encased in an exterior water suit, shielding you from the suns rays. This material is 100% impermeable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Would a hippy ending involve peace and flower power
    Thought that might be more interesting, than, say, aw just fuk it.

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    Well I'll keep a look out for you on Main Street !!

    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    I'm creating a new line of sun proof clothing for such sunny days as these have been. It's made of a bubble wrap like substance. You put the 'suit' on first, over your underwear and bras of course because this material is clear and see through. Then you fill the suit with water by attaching a pipe to the rear supplied entry point of the suit. When full, you will be encased in an exterior water suit, shielding you from the suns rays. This material is 100% impermeable.

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    It had me awake early

    Found KY jelly not bad

    Incidentally no one knows what K Y stands for....

    Lets work it out for ourselves

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