I hear ya Wil.. But disagree when it comes to not warning others.
I reckon I can suss a dodgy review quite easily. My first "beginners" guide would be to look for non native English.... "I meet Mary, she beautiful"!!!.. There's a girl in cork, seems resident, has a langer load of these type reviews. Jeeze girl... Surely you can find a native speaker to pen them for you!!!
Reviews are important. Vital perhaps. For a good reviewer to have the attitude of "fuck this for a game of soldiers" is worrying. We need good reviewers to basically.... Review!!
Let's help those that don't quite grasp the review game to grasp it. And encourage them to review ... Like us...