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    was recomended calamine lotion.................now its dry and chalky from the lotion..........Might go to A & E.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    was recomended calamine lotion.................now its dry and chalky from the lotion..........Might go to A & E.
    Get a blackboard and write down how you feel....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Get a blackboard and write down how you feel....
    give it a chance and the four skin wont be the only skin u will be pullin back
    go boil your head

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    A couple were on their honeymoon and this very thing happened - they went sunbathing naked and the guy got sunburn on his penis-

    That night it was so bad he got up and frantically sought some way to cool it down - he went to the fridge and could only find milk- so he immersed his penis in the milk and wouldn't you know his wife came into the kitchen and said -' I always wondered how you refilled that thing'



    Hope that helped
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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    was recomended calamine lotion.................now its dry and chalky from the lotion..........Might go to A & E.
    and put the todger in a sling
    go boil your head

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