Sunburnt Penis

[gonzo76]

Have just cum in from lying out on the balcony,naked, and my penis is really sore...I fell asleep. What should I ask the pharmacy for?

Only one thing for it man, amputate and change your name to eunuch...

[bettercallsaul]

Only one thing for it man, amputate and change your name to eunuch...

Or leave it and change his name to Redforever.... apologies Red.

[tom sand]

First time ever to have to go to an A&E....waited a while in a fierce noisy place, and was then asked by a triage? nurse what was wrong with me.. Found it hard to find the right words,,but then told her I had been sun bathing naked, and that I was burnt down there.
I expected more sympathy than I got.
waited
waited
and half an hour ago I just left the place...............too many noisy people there, for me.

Now I am using olive oil which my current partner gave me and told me to apply it myself.
So much for going out to night.

Thanks for the insecere comments.

Managed to get some anaaesthetic gel from a person in one of the adjoining appartments. She said it is used in dental work. It works great until it wears off,,,then I use more. It has xylocaine in it < I think. wll be up Guess I most the night.

are you doing penis jokes
I think you are

[ilovepussy123]

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are you doing penis jokes
I think you are

no I don't do penis jokes they give me the willies

[bettercallsaul]

no I don't do penis jokes they give me the willies

[tom sand]

no I don't do penis jokes they give me the willies

[ilovepussy123]

ur such a dick lol

[Floki]

I'm still trying to get over the fact that somebody can actually get sunburnt in Ireland.
Were you masturbating in a Sunbed salon?

[tom sand]

I'm still trying to get over the fact that somebody can actually get sunburnt in Ireland.
Were you masturbating in a Sunbed salon?

I think that racist

[bettercallsaul]

I'm still trying to get over the fact that somebody can actually get sunburnt in Ireland.
Were you masturbating in a Sunbed salon?

Not just someone,It was a silly bollocks.