One magpie

[Melindablondey]

I was out tonight but just arrived home about an hour ago i was getting ready for bed when i heard a noise in the sitting room i checked and there was 1 magpie in the fire place hes hes still here i cant get him out what will i do please

[Melindablondey]

sorry signal keeps going here i meant a magpie

[Amy Alison]

Open wide windows and doors, perhaps not now when it's so dark and just let her go.
Otherwise, I don't know, you can just gently put a towel over her and bring her out yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5TlGagJKHw

[Melindablondey]

Open wide windows and doors, perhaps not now when it's so dark and just let her go.
Otherwise, I don't know, you can just gently put a towel over her and bring her out yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5TlGagJKHw

Amy he or she is sitting in the fire place just looking at me

[bollocks]

Amy he or she is sitting in the fire place just looking at me

bird droppings are a right mess.

[Barney Rubble]

Amy he or she is sitting in the fire place just looking at me

Your last post was at 3:34 so I assume you got rid of it ok & went to bed.

I had a jackdaw done the same thing a few years ago and when I caught the fucker it was stinking.

I hope you're not superstitious though Melinda.

[Walshie]

Open wide windows and doors, perhaps not now when it's so dark and just let her go.
Otherwise, I don't know, you can just gently put a towel over her and bring her out yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5TlGagJKHw

not a good idea Amy as I opened the windows once to let the bugger out but he came back later with his mates and stole all my jewelry

[Danny2011]

Just how much exactly did you have to drink last night.

[annabel taylor]

Shoot him he probably the cunt who stalks my balcony

[SteveB]

A magpie is easy to identify because it is the only large black and white bird on the island.
If it wasn’t a magpie it may have been a jackdaw.

Jackdaws build their nests by dropping sticks down a chimney until one sticks, and they build on it. Sometimes they just build until the entire chimney is blocked.
It is a warning; if you are concerned about the house, it needs a screen over the chimney. Not only will it stop them building in the chimney it will keep them getting down into the room.