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    Default Where's My Cheese, Speedy?

    ... caught on my security camera in my hole while I was out sniffing in Patricia's underwear drawer.

    Here you can clearly see some thief involved in the theft of my precious chunk of Stilton that I was saving for the weekend.



    That's it, folks. There's only one other mouse on these boards and he's been muscling in on my territory for the past while. I've taken all I can, I can't takes no more!

    I'M CALLING YOU OUT, SPEEDY GONZALES, YOU THIEVING PUTA MADRE! GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE OR I'LL BRING THE PAIN!

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    Remember I test traps for a living so I have all the blueprints for every one ever made and your lame ass second rate security you have in place was a synch.

    I’m coming back tomorrow to help myself to some galtee easy singles you have stashed in that fisher price safe.

    Whata you gonna do to stop me?

    Whatz that?…….cat got yur tongue?

    You talk the talk but can you walk the walk
    Arriba! Arriba! Ándale! Ándale!

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    This is Claude. He is my new cheeseguard. I realise he is The Enemy but it'll be worth it to see your half-chewed corpse dangling between his teeth, you bandito!


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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    ... caught on my security camera in my hole while I was out sniffing in Patricia's underwear drawer.

    Here you can clearly see some thief involved in the theft of my precious chunk of Stilton that I was saving for the weekend.



    That's it, folks. There's only one other mouse on these boards and he's been muscling in on my territory for the past while. I've taken all I can, I can't takes no more!

    I'M CALLING YOU OUT, SPEEDY GONZALES, YOU THIEVING PUTA MADRE! GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE OR I'LL BRING THE PAIN!
    Hey mousey.. i heard that you keep your cheese in your foreskin..is this true?


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    Epi, you are a disgusting (and possibly gay) old man

    But no, it's not true

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    This is Claude. He is my new cheeseguard. I realise he is The Enemy but it'll be worth it to see your half-chewed corpse dangling between his teeth, you bandito!
    Bad news mousey, have you checked your fridge cause I cleaned it out and look and de puty cato held de door open :P

    I come back tomorrow and steal your dvd collection.
    Arriba! Arriba! Ándale! Ándale!

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    MY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSEEEEEE!!!!



    There's only one way to settle this.

    A fight!

    I will fight you anywhere, any place, any time. I will beat forty shades of shite out've you. I will punch you so hard you'll puke back up every single ounce of my precious Stilton! I didn't fight my way to the bottom of the food chain to be screwed by a Latino bandito!

    You will accept my challenge!?!?!?!??!?

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    Exclamation Cat Goon!!!

    I think speedy is working with someone else. I have the pictures to proove it. It seems he has a Cat Goon doing his bidding. And this Cat eats cheese!!!

    Bizarre!
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    no ric this is a big pussy
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    MY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSEEEEEE!!!!

    There's only one way to settle this.

    A fight!

    I will fight you anywhere, any place, any time. I will beat forty shades of shite out've you. I will punch you so hard you'll puke back up every single ounce of my precious Stilton! I didn't fight my way to the bottom of the food chain to be screwed by a Latino bandito!

    You will accept my challenge!?!?!?!??!?
    I am een de shape of my life senior mighty mouse so I will meet you anytime anywhere.

    How you want to settle deez?. Cheese eating comp? Mouse trap obstacle course? Lab rat maze race? pummel each other in the ring? Wwf? Staring comp?

    WHAT U WANT HOMRE? I RITE HERE MOCHACHO

    I be ready after I finish looking at all u Stuart Little dvds I stole last nite. I come back tonight for de cd collection of the boom town rats.

    U ain’t got the bottle.

    Arriba! Arriba! Ándale! Ándale!

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