Hello

[WTF]

Been reading over the forum for a couple of days and decided to join and say hello, didnt fancy starting out by talking bout list or the battles with mods so here's a joke...

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.
'Perfect,' her husband said.'
I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.

Boom Boom lol..

Sad I know but sure

Trust me when i say you'll be sorry you came but glad that you did.Anyway here a two small jokes for you.

A kid was sitting on a park bench with a few candy bars.He opened one and took off the wrapper and gobbled it done whole.An old man on seeing this,walks over and says,

"did you know eating candy bars like that is bad for your health?"

The kid looks at him and says,

"Well,my grandfather lived to be 110 years of age".

The old man replied,

"Ah but did he eat candy bars like that?"

And the kid says,

"Nope but he learned to mind his own fuckin business".




A boy is pushing his bike home at night shortly after Xmas when he is stopped by a horse mounted policeman.

The policeman looks at the boy and says,
"Boy ,do you have lights on that bike?" To which the boy replied "No Sir.".The policeman says "Did you get that bike from Santa?" and the boy says "Yes i did Sir". The policeman replies with "Well you write back to Santa and tell him to send you lights for that bike."

The boy replies "ok i will Sir." Just as the policeman went to ride off ,the boy says,"Wait Sir,did you get that horse from Santa?" and the policeman says with a smile on his face "Yes young lad i did,do you like him?".The boy replies "Well he isnt right?".The policeman says "Why is that boy?" and the boy replies "Write back to Santa and tell him the bollox should be on the bottom of the horse and not on top of him".


Sincerely,
Westside.