Foreign Female Visitors Flying High

[hadaway]

well, was a relief to see that 'ET WUZ ERE' wasn't tattooed on my ass

[tom sand]

Well I was driving home in the Skoda last night at 12am when I pulled over for a wee,
At the side of the hedge I heard a strange whirring noise that scared the bejeepers outta me so quickly got back into the car, locked the doors and tried to get ta hell outta there but the car wouldn’t start, its was completely dead, very strange indeed as Skoda are utterly reliable yokes,
Then these blinding blue lights appear in the sky overhead accompanied by an excruciating eerie noise now, no it wasn't the Guards.
Suddenly the car radio comes on, loud as you like, Was that Fecking eejit, Daniel O'Donnell belting out – I Just Want To Dance With You

The lights get bigger,brighter, bolder and closer and the excruciating noise gets louder, OMG, I just couldn’t turn Daniel off.

Then suddenly all vanishes, Daniel is no more, I’m still in the car but its 3am now, I turn the key in the ignition on my Skoda and she starts no bother but now I got a headache, sore throat and could hardly drive the Skoda home as my ass was so sore. I immediately checked my body for puncture and hole marks to see if I was tampered with but none so I believe they used the holes already there.
This whole episode has really threw me.

What ta Hell happened? Was I abducted?, was I violated? were they Foreign Females or males? and where did those 3 hours go, something not quite right here. You may be thinking that guy’s on the Coke again but not one drop had passed my lips.

Anyone have similar experiences?

The lady alien s don't look so bad
But what's with the giant stick ant to the right
I wouldn't be up for that
Or maybe you got abducted by aliens that looked like et
Maybe he stuck his finger up your butt

My bad
For destroyed one of our childhood hero's

[redforever]

Well I was driving home in the Skoda last night at 12am when I pulled over for a wee,
At the side of the hedge I heard a strange whirring noise that scared the bejeepers outta me so quickly got back into the car, locked the doors and tried to get ta hell outta there but the car wouldn’t start, its was completely dead, very strange indeed as Skoda are utterly reliable yokes,
Then these blinding blue lights appear in the sky overhead accompanied by an excruciating eerie noise now, no it wasn't the Guards.
Suddenly the car radio comes on, loud as you like, Was that Fecking eejit, Daniel O'Donnell belting out – I Just Want To Dance With You

The lights get bigger,brighter, bolder and closer and the excruciating noise gets louder, OMG, I just couldn’t turn Daniel off.

Then suddenly all vanishes, Daniel is no more, I’m still in the car but its 3am now, I turn the key in the ignition on my Skoda and she starts no bother but now I got a headache, sore throat and could hardly drive the Skoda home as my ass was so sore. I immediately checked my body for puncture and hole marks to see if I was tampered with but none so I believe they used the holes already there.
This whole episode has really threw me.

What ta Hell happened? Was I abducted?, was I violated? were they Foreign Females or males? and where did those 3 hours go, something not quite right here. You may be thinking that guy’s on the Coke again but not one drop had passed my lips.

Anyone have similar experiences?

have you been drinking to much coke again . .

[alcatel]

have you been drinking to much coke again . .

Or maybe he's snorting Pepsi.

[redforever]

Or maybe he's snorting Pepsi.

I hope it's at least the sugar free stuff

[Wolverine]

Blue flashing lights pursuing you , Skoda breaks down , you blackout for 3 hours and wake up with a sore hole.
Sounds like your run of the mill , standard hadaway Friday night.

[alcatel]

Blue flashing lights pursuing you , Skoda breaks down , you blackout for 3 hours and wake up with a sore hole.
Sounds like your run of the mill , standard hadaway Friday night.

Sounds like police brutality.

Call GSOC and Maurice McCabe.

[Wolverine]

Sounds like police brutality.

Call GSOC and Maurice McCabe.

Unfortunately I don't think either of those would be in a position to help.
GSOC is a toothless organisation and poor old McCabe has trouble enough trying to keep the knives outta his own back.

[alcatel]

Unfortunately I don't think either of those would be in a position to help.
GSOC is a toothless organisation and poor old McCabe has trouble enough trying to keep the knives outta his own back.

All religious orders, cults, mafias and police forces operate codes of omerta.
Someone breaking the silence will be turned on.
The medical profession was once pretty much like this too.
Most professional bodies resist, resent and are suspicious of outside aupervision.

[bettercallsaul]

All religious orders, cults, mafias and police forces operate codes of omerta.
Someone breaking the silence will be turned on.
The medical profession was once pretty much like this too.
Most professional bodies resist, resent and are suspicious of outside aupervision.

To be fair I am very suspicious about aupervision too....