My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.
I had cows in a field outside my house, they had their calves and were living happy as Larry. We watched them be born and take their first steps, it was beautiful.......until one day the farmer came along and stole their calves!
Ever heard a cow scream? I'm pretty sure that's what they were doing frantically looking around for their babies and mooing desperately for them. They were going to be milk cows and the calves for meat. It made me cry - a lot....hearing these poor animals suffering for us!
Pampered life - really - tell that to the mummy cows who had their babies stolen from them.....
My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
bollocks (31-05-16)
Being in heat for 12-24 hours, gives the farmer very little time to make arrangements for the bull to be around. In the old days the farmer had to drive the cow along the old country roads, to visit the bull, and then go back to her own farm.
Are you certain that she is only in heat for such a short time?. Years ago not every farmer had a bull, so everything had to be planned. In those days the farmer didn't even have a thermometer, I imagine,,,,nowadays they have fertility thermometers for women.........so when they are in heat, is there a rise in temp? If so that explains 'in heat'
Is their BLOOD as well?
Alcatel seems to know how to run a farm.Thanks Alcatel
Last edited by bollocks; 31-05-16 at 20:49.