Quote Originally Posted by F-Dub View Post
Ah tywin be a escorts perfect client, you may have to call in your friends one would not be enough for Mr T.
Some Tywin quotes i found as follows

I'm a monster as well as a Dwarf, you should charge me double.

Anyone called Desmond Crakehall must be a pervert.

The lord of light wants his enemies burned, the drowned god wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts.
Where is the god of tits and wine


Love that above line, right I'm out for tonight.
Dionysus fits the bill