As a devout pagan, I have long been a disciple of the ancient norse and germanic goddess Freya.
If you come to Dublin,o bearer of the light, I would gladly engage in an ancient pagan fertility ritual with you.
Eureka....I'm a f***ing genius. Freedom of religion and practices of worship are guaranteed by the constitution (Bunreacht na hEireann). Next time a guard seeks to question you as you leave an apartment just quote me......."I wish to state that according to articles 44.2.1, 44.2.3 and 44.2.5 of Bunreacht na hEireann, I am a practising member of the Wican community and was engaging in the ancient pagan fertility rite as required of me by my beliefs and membership of said religious community and furthermore I will seek to uphold and vindicate my constitutional rights against any person or persons who seeks to infringe them.......so help me Thor, Woden and Freya.