In accordance with the Taosaighs plead for us to do our patriot duty, ie spend our money in Ireland, on Irish goods, I decided to do my patriot duty and go to a Irish escort, yes a wholesome 100% Irish escort.
I picked Irish Rose, a 33 year old red haired Meath girl, who described herself as a typical Irish coleen. Arrangements were made and I set off to her apartment.
On my way to Coleens place in Rathmines, I felt quiet proud of myself, no more foreign rubbish for me, no more Brazilians, Latvians, Belgiums, or whatever else for me, from now on it would be Irish beef, 100%, just like Dunnes Stores!
I began to whistle a nation once again as I walked along the canal, and thought of other things Irish - U2, Guinness, shamrock, Gay Byrne.
I began to feel great, my cock would in banging against an Irish Lass, a home grown object of my lusts! My hard earned cash would be going back into the economy, keeping Irish goods on the market! keeping Irish escorts in employment, making Irish jobs!
The Celtic Tiger would return!!!
Yes all those swindling banker bastards- "Fuck Yous"! I thought! they may be selfish shallow arsewipes, but me - Richard Hunk Spunk, I was not like them, the greedy bastards, I was doing my patriotic duty, as asked by the leader of this great nation the Taosaigh Mr Cowen!!!!
Then I got a text on my punter phone . . . . it was from Tatania, aka the "Cocksucker of Transylvania", as I nicknamed her, and who once spend a full hour sucking my cock dry of 2 weeks build up of spunk, and what felt like half a gallon of pre cum.
The Text read - "Heelo Diick, I am bik in Dubeblin today, I would like to Zuk your piss tube, I want to ZUK and Zuk AND Zuk it!!!!".
Within the hour I was in Tatianas flat in Rathgar, while she sucked my cock as if her life depended on it- see picture below
2 (or was it 3?) ejeculations later, I thought about my patriot duty again.
Maybe another day . . .
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .