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    Default Pet names for your penis?

    Do you have one? I just call mine Big Dick Dudley or Dudley for short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe00 View Post
    Do you have one? I just call mine Big Dick Dudley or Dudley for short.
    Being blunt about it

    I call mine Pointless.
    Think I 'll go down the post-op route
    And surprise you
    With no surprise.
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    Gerard

    daphnie

    Harold


    George the Iv - earl of bummich


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    I call mine the pussy bandit

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    I call mine WORK YA WEE BASTARD WORK
    Stop talking shite and get on with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by notbadforanoldman View Post
    I call mine WORK YA WEE BASTARD WORK
    ffs that's a good one lol

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    Mine is called "Arnold"

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    I call mine

    Money maker


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    An ex-girlfriend called my penis, 'Woody' and it has stuck since.
    However, my current girlfriend isn't a fan of it (maybe because another person named him), so she calls it 'hers'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renatha Lopez View Post
    I call mine

    Money maker

    Mine costs me money

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