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    Default Escorts can seriously damage your health

    especially if your GF or wife find out.
    My GF unfortunately has a 3rd Dan in Taekwondo and she could and would seriously damage my manhood, Hard lady to pin down, almost impossible.

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    Escorts can seriously damage the health of your bank balance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripvanwinkle1 View Post
    Escorts can seriously damage the health of your bank balance.
    thats right, the wife and GF is legally entitled to half of everything you own

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    thats right, the wife and GF is legally entitled to half of everything you own
    My wife and girlfriend don't even know about each other.
    They will never find out about the escorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripvanwinkle1 View Post
    My wife and girlfriend don't even know about each other.
    They will never find out about the escorts.
    you never thought about getting a threesome going then

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    Escorts can also seriously be very good for your health, if you're chemically imbalanced as I am and every so often need a little boost of normality in your life to stop you becoming a mad raving tomahawk wielding lunatic doomsday-worshipping spastic.
    I'm not insane, I'm adorably bonkers!!!

    Frumsp & LDM Industries

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    As an experiment I told a girl I was seeing that I enjoy the company of escorts when I'm not dating. I can confirm it's a great way of shaking a girl loose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Escorts can also seriously be very good for your health, if you're chemically imbalanced as I am and every so often need a little boost of normality in your life to stop you becoming a mad raving tomahawk wielding lunatic doomsday-worshipping spastic.
    You need a good dose of inert gases to counterbalance your imbalance,but as that wont work you are left to your own mystical existence.

    Any more advice needed you may contact me at Funny Farm Inc,Pootyville,Il,c/o Dog doodoo drop in box Loonscrap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripvanwinkle1 View Post
    My wife and girlfriend don't even know about each other.
    They will never find out about the escorts.
    Wishfull thinking! Murphy's law and all I that!!

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    Ha! Ha! You don't think she will settle for one testicle - be careful how you go!!

    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    thats right, the wife and GF is legally entitled to half of everything you own

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