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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    to compound the problem, lads dont shave their asses so they have big hairy asses with bits of shit stuck on to them.
    Why is there always peas in vomit

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Ha haaa. Selfies again Ana.

    Anyone with bad hygiene has no self respect or breeding in them.
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    if they have to be told to wash they must be dirty fuckers lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe00 View Post
    I was browsing a similar site to this one and I read on a few lady's profiles telling clients to make sure that their dicks and asses were clean. I can understand the point about the dicks - you know some lads probably never pull back the hood and clear out the mature cheddar. I can understand the advice about that part.

    The washing your bum part I do not understand though. Do lads show up with fluff in their crack from their underwear or something? Please do not tell me they drop their drawers and kit kats start falling out. Ugh.
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    There you go hun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    to compound the problem, lads dont shave their asses so they have big hairy asses with bits of shit stuck on to them.
    Dingleberries is the correct terminology

    A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungIrishGirl View Post
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    There you go hun!
    Bigger please



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalton23 View Post
    Dingleberries is the correct terminology

    A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.
    absolutely horrible. shave yer holes lads.
    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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    Is it not dangle berries i.e. they dangle (just picture it..)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dalton23 View Post
    Dingleberries is the correct terminology

    A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

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