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    to compound the problem, lads dont shave their asses so they have big hairy asses with bits of shit stuck on to them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    to compound the problem, lads dont shave their asses so they have big hairy asses with bits of shit stuck on to them.
    Why is there always peas in vomit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    to compound the problem, lads dont shave their asses so they have big hairy asses with bits of shit stuck on to them.
    Dingleberries is the correct terminology

    A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalton23 View Post
    Dingleberries is the correct terminology

    A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.
    absolutely horrible. shave yer holes lads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    absolutely horrible. shave yer holes lads.

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    Is it not dangle berries i.e. they dangle (just picture it..)

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    Dingleberries is the correct terminology

    A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

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    I am pretty good on the hygiene front but i was with a girl recently who took over my showering and ensured also that i kept mouth rinse in my mouth for 2 mins-

    My reading on this was that i was reassured that the standard of hygiene was high here


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    I can't understand why you would question it at all to be honest. Regardless of if you had a shower in the morning or not or if you are careful to be clean when there is a time gap between cleaning and taking a booking it is surely only natural to have a shower and be fresh and squeaky clean before intimacy? It makes everything so much nicer and if you want to be devoured (which most do) then you are going to want to make the experience as good as possible for the person going down there, so they are happy to give it their all. If you get the gag reflex due to the smell, then it's just not going to last too long lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    I can't understand why you would question it at all to be honest. Regardless of if you had a shower in the morning or not or if you are careful to be clean when there is a time gap between cleaning and taking a booking it is surely only natural to have a shower and be fresh and squeaky clean before intimacy? It makes everything so much nicer and if you want to be devoured (which most do) then you are going to want to make the experience as good as possible for the person going down there, so they are happy to give it their all. If you get the gag reflex due to the smell, then it's just not going to last too long lol.

    So should the same rules apply to the Escort in that she also have a shower when client is there?

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