Clients told to wash their dicks and asses?

[dee dee]

Well at least we've now established your not the chocolate sauce fetish man. Good to know Joe.
Thanks for the heads up.
And may I say , just because my advert is not currently active this week does not mean I am not an authentic Service provider.
I'm Afraid your 'FINGER LICKIN' GOOD' chocolate stabbing service you're finding so hard to come by here will most likely be an impossibility.
You'd be far better heading over to www.scatporn.com
You'll find what you need there.

Press the button, pull the brake ... And out comes a chocolate cake!!
Yummmmmmyy!! 👅👅👅👅

[bollocks]

Bollocks was circumcised at birth. They say you miss some sensations......will never know for sure.

[Clueless]

Bollocks was circumcised at birth. They say you miss some sensations......will never know for sure.

Why was Bollocks circumcised at birth- religious or medical grounds ?

[joe00]

Well at least we've now established your not the chocolate sauce fetish man. Good to know Joe.
Thanks for the heads up.
And may I say , just because my advert is not currently active this week does not mean I am not an authentic Service provider.
I'm Afraid your 'FINGER LICKIN' GOOD' chocolate stabbing service you're finding so hard to come by here will most likely be an impossibility.
You'd be far better heading over to www.scatporn.com
You'll find what you need there.

Press the button, pull the brake ... And out comes a chocolate cake!!
Yummmmmmyy!! 👅👅👅👅

I have no idea who you are. I did not contact you. Please do not harass or insult me. I am sure you are a great escort but I have never even seen your profile.

[joe00]

Its an adult forum. I see no insult here. Grow a pair of balls or an extra thick skin.
Ya rubber tit.

There was mockery there. I read it.

I am a sensitive person and I see nothing wrong with it. I am nice to people you know. I do have two functioning balls.

[Curvaceous Kate]

I think showers should be mandatory really. I don't know how you can expect women/men to be intimate with you if you are not ultra clean and unless the escort you are seeing lives around the corner from you can't arrive freshly showered. Indeed many punters will have been at work all day and most will not have access to a shower etc. Recently I visited a regular girl I see and we had to use a box room in her apartment. Why? The stench of body odor from a previous client was so revolting the room was put out of action. I know that is an extreme example but I constantly hear from ladies that they have great difficulty getting guys to shower. These dirty B's should be brought down to the nearest beach and given a decent wash.

Sometimes the smell is on their clothes, so if the clothes are in the room it can make the room really bad too. I have had to take clothes out of the bedroom a few times, but thankfully not too often.

To be honest if a client takes a pee he needs to clean himself up and often that doesn't seem to occur either. On the odd occasion I have witnessed a client take a shower and then go to the toilet. I've chucked them back in the shower again lol. I put things like that down to the excitement and anticipation of what is going to happen, but it does make you wonder

[Curvaceous Kate]

Just a thought here but i find its a good idea to read the posts on the thread before adding a post yourself

I did read it to the comment that I replied to. I'm not sure I can be held responsible for what you write after that or why you think I should trawl through in case you comment on it again. I'm on here for entertainment, not to gain a degree!

[joe00]

I have a question for those who had the misfortune of observing this.

Are you sure the staining of the bedsheets and the bath incident were not deliberate? I saw a documentary before where one punter pissed all over the bedroom floor, the bed and all throughout the floor in the gaff on the way out. It was deliberate and a way of marking their territory like a dog I think or else just a way to degrade.

Maybe some of these shit incidents are deliberate?

[alcatel]

I have a question for those who had the misfortune of observing this.

Are you sure the staining of the bedsheets and the bath incident were not deliberate? I saw a documentary before where one punter pissed all over the bedroom floor, the bed and all throughout the floor in the gaff on the way out. It was deliberate and a way of marking their territory like a dog I think or else just a way to degrade.

Maybe some of these shit incidents are deliberate?

Maybe it's all these guys into strap-ons.

Might be suffering long term side effects;-)

[alcatel]

Or else it's all just bullshit.