Hahaha!!!!!
Hahaha!!!!!
The responses to this thread have been really eye-opening. I cannot believe clients stain the bed sheets with their shitty asses. I am so disgusted and angry after hearing this. You wonderful escorts really do put up with a lot of bullshit: shitty people and shitty asses.
casman (07-05-16)
Not to be rude or anything, but if I was guessing who the dirtiest buggers were then farmers would have been at the very top of the list.![]()
Last edited by joe00; 04-05-16 at 07:39.
Nearly all the escorts I 've met will offer you a shower beforehand and if they don't, there will be no problem asking for one. Many also offer one at the end as well. I usually am staying nearby so usually don't waste another 5 or 10 minutes of their time at the end.. Because. I can I shower. about 20 minutes before meeting, sometimes even shower twice. If rimming or something is on the cards shove a finger and soap n and clean properly. If nothing like that is on the cards apply some deodorant to the area(guess what women often like the smell of deodarants sold to women. Clean your belly button thoroughly, it can trap odour. Sometimes if the lady is agreebable, I may not shower if I have just done so, but it is always good policy to do so at her place, it reassures her. If she wishes to use a wet wipe on your cock, let her. Use mouthwash all the time before and at her place. On the way a good idea is to use mints. If after that you have a problem![]()
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
blue rebel (04-05-16), casman (06-05-16)
a man like a woman should be shaving his pubes all around to his ass. there is so much hair in that region. and if you dont shave it becomes sweaty shitty hair
"The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.
A shower is a good idea but believe me , there are some guys who aren't capable of washing properly and the 'wet' gick smell is still there.
Yes it's mostly a farmer thing alright ,but I had a very overweight Dublin guy once whose boxers were covered in gick, he dropped them to the floor and ... Ugh .. The back of them covered n it. Can't believe he didn't know.!!! I think it's time to write that book!
Dalton23 (04-05-16)
Hear hear.