when your told you could be a male escort with those skills
When they won,t let you go
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
Originally Posted by anon361 Other than the obvious: When you wake up in a horn and its sore and the girl tells you she can barely sit but was worth it Any others? When your balls are bruised from pounding and your japs eye is wide open and you are pissing like a race horse
Originally Posted by SophieX when she cuddles you afterwards.... Awwwwwwww
Originally Posted by anon361 Other than the obvious: When you wake up in a horn and its sore and the girl tells you she can barely sit but was worth it Any others? You've never had great sex, have you?
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me. So I packed up all her clothes And left.
anon361 (29-04-16)
Originally Posted by SophieX i wasn't talking about work, private life i meant, I'm not that soppy.... Awww i bet you are, Dont worry nice lady i would give you a cuddle.
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