Floki the Englishman, bollocks the Irishman and kendra the Scotswoman were arrested for fighting on the Isle of Man and sentenced to 10 lashes of the Cat of Nine Tails. As they lined up side by side for their punishment they were each allowed to throw something soft on their back to help dull the pain.
Floki the Englishman says "Throw a glorious English woolen blanket on my back and give me my ten, damn you"
kendra the Scotswoman says "Throw a finest Scottish tartan on my back and give me twenty, Aye"
bollocks the Irishman says "Throw that Englishman on my back and lash the hell out of me all day"
Last edited by hadaway; 27-04-16 at 15:28.