Willie Wacker, Bettercallsaul and redforever are funny guys

[willie wacker]

Willie, Red and Saul went into a pub for a pint of Guinness one day after an exhausting session with a lovely escort.
After being served, a dirty blue-arsed fly landed in each of their pints and stuck in the creamy heads.
Red pushed his pint away from him in disgust and proceeded to order another pint.
Willie being a superb fly fisherman that he is simply fished the offending fly out with his finger and proceeded to drink his pint as if nothing had happened.
Saul's being from Galway however, fuming with anger grabbed the fly and held it over his pint shouting
"SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

Hay hadaway ya wally I drink piss not Guinness

And by the way I,d eat the fly

Eatin and Drinkin at the same time

[willie wacker]

You were not in the joke cause you are too cheap to buy a round? (not fromGalway either btw....bless ya )

And some else says Limerick
So where

Come on spit it out

[hadaway]

Hay hadaway ya wally I drink piss not Guinness

And by the way I,d eat the fly

Eatin and Drinkin at the same time

sorry, ill get it right next time William

[hadaway]

Red, Saul and William (Wacker) are all working on a skyscraper and having their lunch.


Red opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, ham sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I will jump off this building''

Saul opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, corn beef sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I will jump clean off this bloody thing''

William opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, spam sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I'm gonna leap to me death''

Next morning and they are having the lunch.

Red opens the lunch box, looks inside, tosses it over his shoulder and jumps to his death.

Saul opens his box and finds corn beef again and falls to his death.

William opens his box, takes a bite of his spam sambo and follows the other 2 to the footpath 10 stories below.

The wives decided to have a joint funeral for the 3 friends and afterwards were discussing what happened.

Red's wife said, 'if only I had known, I'd have made him something different.

Saul's wife said 'I was sure he loved Corned Beef... if he had just said...''

William's wife said 'that dozy bollocks made his own sambos...

[willie wacker]

Red, Saul and William (Wacker) are all working on a skyscraper and having their lunch.


Red opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, ham sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I will jump off this building''

Saul opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, corn beef sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I will jump clean off this bloody thing''

William opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, spam sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I'm gonna leap to me death''

Next morning and they are having the lunch.

Red opens the lunch box, looks inside, tosses it over his shoulder and jumps to his death.

Saul opens his box and finds corn beef again and falls to his death.

William opens his box, takes a bite of his spam sambo and follows the other 2 to the footpath 10 stories below.

The wives decided to have a joint funeral for the 3 friends and afterwards were discussing what happened.

Red's wife said, 'if only I had known, I'd have made him something different.

Saul's wife said 'I was sure he loved Corned Beef... if he had just said...''

William's wife said 'that dozy bollocks made his own sambos...

Thanks be to God Thanks I never got married
I hate to think that the wife thought of me like that like and not make me sambo.s

[hadaway]

Thanks be to God Thanks I never got married
I hate to think that the wife thought of me like that like and not make me sambo.s

lucky lady i'd say William

wait til i start on the escorts

[hadaway]

What do call the moisture on SophieX' chest?



Mountain Dew

[willie wacker]

What do call the moisture on SophieX' chest?



Mountain Dew

I had a nightmare last
That I was a child again and that Sophie X was my mother

Rachel asked me
How could that be a nightmare

I replied
..


..

But I was being bottled fed

[hadaway]

Red is lying in bed with his other half when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pussy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". She turns to him smiles,grabs his dick and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother"

[The D Man]

Willie is the Galway Stud The old saying " He is as sound as a pound" applies to the wacker

Red unfortunately for him has no taste in football teams

Saul is the one that hit the jackpot