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    Default Willie Wacker, Bettercallsaul and redforever are funny guys

    Willie, Red and Saul went into a pub for a pint of Guinness one day after an exhausting session with a lovely escort.
    After being served, a dirty blue-arsed fly landed in each of their pints and stuck in the creamy heads.
    Red pushed his pint away from him in disgust and proceeded to order another pint.
    Willie being a superb fly fisherman that he is simply fished the offending fly out with his finger and proceeded to drink his pint as if nothing had happened.
    Saul's being from Galway however, fuming with anger grabbed the fly and held it over his pint shouting
    "SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    Willie, Red and Saul went into a pub for a pint of Guinness one day after an exhausting session with a lovely escort.
    After being served, a dirty blue-arsed fly landed in each of their pints and stuck in the creamy heads.
    Red pushed his pint away from him in disgust and proceeded to order another pint.
    Willie being a superb fly fisherman that he is simply fished the offending fly out with his finger and proceeded to drink his pint as if nothing had happened.
    Saul's being from Galway however, fuming with anger grabbed the fly and held it over his pint shouting
    "SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

    Where people not admonish at the weekend for speculation about where people are from?


    Other then that I laughed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    Willie, Red and Saul went into a pub for a pint of Guinness one day after an exhausting session with a lovely escort.
    After being served, a dirty blue-arsed fly landed in each of their pints and stuck in the creamy heads.
    Red pushed his pint away from him in disgust and proceeded to order another pint.
    Willie being a superb fly fisherman that he is simply fished the offending fly out with his finger and proceeded to drink his pint as if nothing had happened.
    Saul's being from Galway however, fuming with anger grabbed the fly and held it over his pint shouting
    "SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"
    You were not in the joke cause you are too cheap to buy a round? (not fromGalway either btw....bless ya )

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    You were not in the joke cause you are too cheap to buy a round? (not fromGalway either btw....bless ya )
    Yeah I was wondering about the Galway quip. Besides I thought the Cavan men had the reputation for being skinflints?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Yeah I was wondering about the Galway quip. Besides I thought the Cavan men had the reputation for being skinflints?
    Was there not a poll i saw somewhere where Galway had the tightest guys in Ireland with Longford having the most generous. i still like Galway alot though
    Last edited by hadaway; 26-04-16 at 08:21.

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    JAMESCORK, anon and tom rambo were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how silly their wives were.

    anon says:
    "I tell you, my wife is so silly. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought 300 euro worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in!"

    JAMESORK agrees that she sounds pretty Bad alright, but says his wife is worse:
    "Just last week, she went out and bought 50 new ewes, and unlike me she doesn't even like sheep!"

    tom rambo laughs and says you're the right Langer JC but agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the silly forest and got hit by every branch.
    However, he still thinks his wife is the silliest

    "Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife recently left to go on a trip to Spain. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a cock!"


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    only thing silly that these ladies have done is becoming these guys wives

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    JAMESCORK, anon and tom rambo were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how silly their wives were.

    anon says:
    "I tell you, my wife is so silly. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought 300 euro worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in!"

    JAMESORK agrees that she sounds pretty Bad alright, but says his wife is worse:
    "Just last week, she went out and bought 50 new ewes, and unlike me she doesn't even like sheep!"

    tom rambo laughs and says you're the right Langer JC but agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the silly forest and got hit by every branch.
    However, he still thinks his wife is the silliest

    "Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife recently left to go on a trip to Spain. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a cock!"


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    I just couldn't picture it, but the joke was good.
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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    Quote Originally Posted by amylove69 View Post
    I just couldn't picture it, but the joke was good.
    oh, you mean tom rambo drinking with JAMESCORK and anon

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    bollocks calls up his lawyer and asks.

    "Whats with all them lawsuits goin' on I'm feelin' kinda left out.

    How do I get in on some of dat action?

    I hears dat people are suing da cigarette companies 'cause dey got cancer and others are suing the Big Mac company cause dey got themselves fat and all kinds of stuff"!!

    His lawyer asks "And which one of those categories do you fit under?"

    Poor auld bollocks, God bless his soul, answers...

    "Neither sir,

    I just wanna know if I can sue Guinness for all dem ugly women I woke up with..."

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