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    Default Blowjob your anger away . . . .

    I have just finished listening to the Joe Duffy radio showtoday , did anybody hear it?
    It was full of angry people shouting down each other about job losses, protest marches bank scandals and government cutbacks.
    Added to the fact that last night a mate of mine was moaning to me about his girlfriend who seems to see him as a walking ATM with her constant demands for gifts, dinner dates and "loans" of money.

    Theres are lot of angry tension out there, and today, fellow punters, your Uncle Dick is going to tell you all a way to have your negative feelings blown (!) out of your system. Its a method which I accidently stumbled across in December, let me give yous a brief explanation.

    In mid December I visited a Bulgarian escort just off Cork street (cant recall her name, about age 20, she has reviews in the review section, blonde, aged about 20, great tits).
    At the time I was in town doing Christmas shopping with my girlfriend, who was too busy spending my money to enquire as to where was I going when I told her I was going off for an hour for a drink in a pub.
    I went to Cork street to meet the escort, and very soon I was inside the bedroom of the ground floor apartment, with the above mentioned escort on her knees sucking my cock for all she was worth; her saliva and my pre cum combining to add to her oral suction power.
    Then suddenly my mobile rang, and instinctly and without thinking I picked it up and answered - horror of horrors, and while still getting the awesome blowjob from the busy female in front of me - It was my girlfriend !!!!!
    She was calling to ask me to come and meet her, I replied I would meet her at so and so time at so and so location, and while speaking to her the secret thrill of my predictament just led my cock to explode a wad of spunk into the escorts mouth, I recall the tension of trying to sound normal on the phone as I released the wad, and also hoping the escort would not speak (or at least gurgle- with all that gooey baby batter drooling from her lips)
    I told the girlfriend bye - hung up the phone, and let out a loud roar of delight - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The sexy bitch in front of me laughed, I was too relieved- both sexually and emotionally to be in any way angry. In fact later on I was delighted how things panned out!

    So, fellow punters, if you have some wife/girlfriend who is really making you angry or just pissing you off with her selfish behavior, then just go to an escort, tell her what you want, let her begin a long slow blowjob, and when you feel about to Cum, stop and phone the bitch thats annoying you, begin speaking and tell the escort to proceed . . . . . . .and while your bitch is speaking to you, empty the contents of your balls into the escorts mouth (and hope she does not say anything!)

    And as for those fellas on the radio show, why moan and shout and go on protest marches and get angry?
    Just go and get your troubles BLOWED away . . . . . .
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    Dick Spunk, I know you think you're all cool now and some kind of fucking expert in the field after having two punts, but you seriously overrate how qualified you are to talk about this.

    And I may come off as (or may actually be) paranoid about this but don't be going around encouraging people to do it. Supply and demand. Up the demand and you up the prices.

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    Cool Keep it clean.

    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Dick Spunk, I know you think you're all cool now and some kind of fucking expert in the field after having two punts, but you seriously overrate how qualified you are to talk about this.

    And I may come off as (or may actually be) paranoid about this but don't be going around encouraging people to do it. Supply and demand. Up the demand and you up the prices.
    I like Dick Spunk's threads/posts. I find them funny, well written, and refreshing. I think his stories are deadly. I laugh my ass off everytime I read one. But thats all they are. They are horny stories from a clients mind.

    I don't think he ever thought he was an authority on this subject. Nor has he stated he is an expert. That seems to be in your head nicegirlsarenice. So please leave the man be and if you don't like his posts then don't read them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Dick Spunk, I know you think you're all cool now and some kind of fucking expert in the field after having two punts, but you seriously overrate how qualified you are to talk about this.

    And I may come off as (or may actually be) paranoid about this but don't be going around encouraging people to do it. Supply and demand. Up the demand and you up the prices.

    Mr Spunk always provides a very enjoyable read , dont know what's flown up your ass for you to have a go at him . I , like many others i'm sure , laugh out loud when reading his threads . Over the past God knows how many months , day in day out the boards are littered with angry aggressive and paranoid posts which do nothing for this site . Hope to read many more entertaining Dick Spunk threads , and Ric gave some good advice , if you dont like them dont read them .
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