a monocle is a must for any gentleman, and a hat, on top, some might say a top hat, but I dont, its a hat on top.
I once saw your lady in one of the gentlemen clubs to which you refer, my monocle nearly fell out into my glass of martini (shaken not stirred) as she slapped me in the face when I said "tally hoe!" to her, she must have thought I was soliciting for her total costs for the night
get that woman in line before you bring that ruffian back to any of our establishments again *slaps with feebly stretched outward empty glove across your face* I demand satisfaction! but a go of her will suffice instead. now move post haste!