Isn’t public opinion wonderful?

Isn’t democracy wonderful?
Boaty McBoatface has become the overwhelming choice in a public vote to name a £200m polar research ship.
The name, suggested by former BBC Radio Jersey presenter James Hand, went viral, crashing the Natural Environment Research Council (Nerc) website.
Boaty McBoatface was the runaway winner with 124,109 votes. The second most popular choice, Poppy-Mai, had 34,245.
So, in answer to a previous thread, what is a good name for an escort, I have an answer, Escorty McEscortface.