Good morning all

[ClarkKent]

It's not longford is it ? That's a fairly obscure town

Haha nope but that does sound obscure. Then again, most places are to me.

[ClarkKent]

Watch out for the locals.
They might be keen to have their way with you.

I'm not sure if that means I should seek out this mysterious town or avoid it...

[alcatel]

I'm not sure if that means I should seek out this mysterious town or avoid it...

Seek it out.
Hadaway will give you a free bag of chips and a spin in his Skoda.
(The premier tourist attraction of the town).

I think you said something about America.
That's French fries and a type of Czech car that's not as bad as made out.

[ClarkKent]

Seek it out.
Hadaway will give you a free bag of chips and a spin in his Skoda.
(The premier tourist attraction of the town).

I think you said something about America.
That's French fries and a type of Czech car that's not as bad as made out.

I do like French fries!

[alcatel]

I do like French fries!

And French kissing;-)
The two go well together especially if lots of salt and vinegar are involved

[ClarkKent]

And French kissing;-)
The two go well together especially if lots of salt and vinegar are involved

I'm not sure if the ladies would appreciate me going with that advice..