Radiator Licking

[Cortez]

Does anyone else have fantasies about licking radiators?

I did it once, it burnt my tongue. But these radiators turn me on. They provide warmth, they are full of liquid and they are a thing of beauty.

I will pay 5000 euros to be told to lick a radiator. It is my dream. From a young age I became obsessed with radiators. These magical machines of warmth are just so sexy. Electrical heaters just dont do it for me anymore.

One day I hope to lick the biggest radiator ever made, by Radi Ator. He was a Pakistani man who invented the radiator.

I am a 60 year old man, obese, and with half a burnt face from years of radiator licking. I hope to see some of you girls soon.

And they say romance is dead!