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    Default I probably have a better ass than 99% of "gals" out there

    It came to my attention the other day.

    I suppose, just to clarify my point of view, women's asses tend to draw more attention.
    Obviously because they are the "receivers".

    I mean, the ass is what dictates sexual attraction to a large degree, when it comes to women.

    We're carnal beings, ultimately, and I think "doggy style", was like, the "original" sex position.
    A good ass is everything for doggy style.

    I've been with chicks and, when they put that ass in the air, I mean, if it's not in good shape - there's nothing I can do.
    I can't help but go flaccid if what I'm seeing does not turn me on.

    The other side to things is, a good ass is tremendously attractive, and of course many bishes use that leverage to their advantage.

    BUT - and this is the crux of the matter:
    I can say that, almost without exception, certainly in comparison to the sex workers I've seen through E-I, my ass is streets ahead.


    See, of course I'm a guy, and like I alluded to, the ass doesn't seem to be as prominently perceived as it is for women.
    Oftentimes things like shoulder girth and upper body, upper back strength, size of arms etc - these things are the more commonly noted features of a physically attractive man.

    That's not to say the ass goes un-noticed of course.
    I mean, chicks be checking out my ass all the damn time.
    Anyways.


    Why do I raise this?
    Well, I was at the hospital the other day getting some routine health screenings.

    At one point, they had to give me a shot in the ass.

    Two nurses came into my little curtained area, and flanked the bed.

    "Drop your pants", one gives it.

    I had on tracksuit bottoms, so I loosen the draw cord, roll over to one side, and pull down my pants and boxers, revealing my pristine bare ass.

    I shit you not.
    The nurse could not keep her fucking hands off it.
    It's like she was gauging it for tenderness before she jabbed the needle in.
    Reaching around trying to get a feel of my chiseled abs, and even hovering over my crotch - yes, I shit you not.
    I mean, it obviously turned her on.

    In goes the needle.

    "Oh for fuck sake!!"

    That shit smarts.

    I reef up my underwear and pants immediately.
    Let her know that, you know, I'm not that kind of guy.... :/


    Anyways - I just felt you all should know.
    All these "gals" taking photos of themselves in their g-strings and thongs, with their asses to the camera, thinking they're so hot, hmm?
    Well - just so you know - when it comes to the ass, I kick your asses, mmmkay?


    It's the workouts I put in, see?
    Squats, deadlifts, cross-fit etc.
    You guys eat weight-watchers to get a "good" ass.
    I work the muscles properly, and use the atkins variation diet, for maximal lean gains and development.
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    you should exhibit it more. After all it is just a shit hole.

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    You are probably a bigger ass than 100% of "guys & gals" out there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    It came to my attention the other day.

    I suppose, just to clarify my point of view, women's asses tend to draw more attention.
    Obviously because they are the "receivers".

    I mean, the ass is what dictates sexual attraction to a large degree, when it comes to women.

    We're carnal beings, ultimately, and I think "doggy style", was like, the "original" sex position.
    A good ass is everything for doggy style.

    I've been with chicks and, when they put that ass in the air, I mean, if it's not in good shape - there's nothing I can do.
    I can't help but go flaccid if what I'm seeing does not turn me on.

    The other side to things is, a good ass is tremendously attractive, and of course many bishes use that leverage to their advantage.

    BUT - and this is the crux of the matter:
    I can say that, almost without exception, certainly in comparison to the sex workers I've seen through E-I, my ass is streets ahead.


    See, of course I'm a guy, and like I alluded to, the ass doesn't seem to be as prominently perceived as it is for women.
    Oftentimes things like shoulder girth and upper body, upper back strength, size of arms etc - these things are the more commonly noted features of a physically attractive man.

    That's not to say the ass goes un-noticed of course.
    I mean, chicks be checking out my ass all the damn time.
    Anyways.


    Why do I raise this?
    Well, I was at the hospital the other day getting some routine health screenings.

    At one point, they had to give me a shot in the ass.

    Two nurses came into my little curtained area, and flanked the bed.

    "Drop your pants", one gives it.

    I had on tracksuit bottoms, so I loosen the draw cord, roll over to one side, and pull down my pants and boxers, revealing my pristine bare ass.

    I shit you not.
    The nurse could not keep her fucking hands off it.
    It's like she was gauging it for tenderness before she jabbed the needle in.
    Reaching around trying to get a feel of my chiseled abs, and even hovering over my crotch - yes, I shit you not.
    I mean, it obviously turned her on.

    In goes the needle.

    "Oh for fuck sake!!"

    That shit smarts.

    I reef up my underwear and pants immediately.
    Let her know that, you know, I'm not that kind of guy.... :/


    Anyways - I just felt you all should know.
    All these "gals" taking photos of themselves in their g-strings and thongs, with their asses to the camera, thinking they're so hot, hmm?
    Well - just so you know - when it comes to the ass, I kick your asses, mmmkay?


    It's the workouts I put in, see?
    Squats, deadlifts, cross-fit etc.
    You guys eat weight-watchers to get a "good" ass.
    I work the muscles properly, and use the atkins variation diet, for maximal lean gains and development.
    I know I can't talk but are you actually lecturing women on their physiques on an escort site?!? You have to pay for these women to even look at you, I don't think your in any position to lecture. Sorry to burst your bubble

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    What an ass!!!!!!!!!

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    99% of the time you definitely talk through your ass. A ventriloquist with verbal diarrhea lol
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute

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    Jihn "hot buns" Dunne, you really are an


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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    It came to my attention the other day.

    I suppose, just to clarify my point of view, women's asses tend to draw more attention.
    Obviously because they are the "receivers".

    I mean, the ass is what dictates sexual attraction to a large degree, when it comes to women.

    We're carnal beings, ultimately, and I think "doggy style", was like, the "original" sex position.
    A good ass is everything for doggy style.

    I've been with chicks and, when they put that ass in the air, I mean, if it's not in good shape - there's nothing I can do.
    I can't help but go flaccid if what I'm seeing does not turn me on.

    The other side to things is, a good ass is tremendously attractive, and of course many bishes use that leverage to their advantage.

    BUT - and this is the crux of the matter:
    I can say that, almost without exception, certainly in comparison to the sex workers I've seen through E-I, my ass is streets ahead.


    See, of course I'm a guy, and like I alluded to, the ass doesn't seem to be as prominently perceived as it is for women.
    Oftentimes things like shoulder girth and upper body, upper back strength, size of arms etc - these things are the more commonly noted features of a physically attractive man.

    That's not to say the ass goes un-noticed of course.
    I mean, chicks be checking out my ass all the damn time.
    Anyways.


    Why do I raise this?
    Well, I was at the hospital the other day getting some routine health screenings.

    At one point, they had to give me a shot in the ass.

    Two nurses came into my little curtained area, and flanked the bed.

    "Drop your pants", one gives it.

    I had on tracksuit bottoms, so I loosen the draw cord, roll over to one side, and pull down my pants and boxers, revealing my pristine bare ass.

    I shit you not.
    The nurse could not keep her fucking hands off it.
    It's like she was gauging it for tenderness before she jabbed the needle in.
    Reaching around trying to get a feel of my chiseled abs, and even hovering over my crotch - yes, I shit you not.
    I mean, it obviously turned her on.

    In goes the needle.

    "Oh for fuck sake!!"

    That shit smarts.

    I reef up my underwear and pants immediately.
    Let her know that, you know, I'm not that kind of guy.... :/


    Anyways - I just felt you all should know.
    All these "gals" taking photos of themselves in their g-strings and thongs, with their asses to the camera, thinking they're so hot, hmm?
    Well - just so you know - when it comes to the ass, I kick your asses, mmmkay?


    It's the workouts I put in, see?
    Squats, deadlifts, cross-fit etc.
    You guys eat weight-watchers to get a "good" ass.
    I work the muscles properly, and use the atkins variation diet, for maximal lean gains and development.






























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    your thread is useless John without at least 10 examples of what YOU think is a good ass (girls only)


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