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    Dick Any ladies enjoy this sex position? Butter Churner...

    The gist of this position is that you're having sex the same way you'd use a butter churn, which is basically a skinny barrel in which you plunge some manner of stick (in this case your manhood) over and over again to turn cream into butter. Of course, in the sex way the barrel is a vagina and the cream is, you know...
    If you somehow make actual butter, please see a doctor!

    P.S The newspaper isn't essential

    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute

    Albert Einstein

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    Looks like something John Dunne would endorse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinkydub5 View Post
    The gist of this position is that you're having sex the same way you'd use a butter churn, which is basically a skinny barrel in which you plunge some manner of stick (in this case your manhood) over and over again to turn cream into butter. Of course, in the sex way the barrel is a vagina and the cream is, you know...
    If you somehow make actual butter, please see a doctor!

    P.S The newspaper isn't essential

    I love this position but the girl would be replaced with a guy and I would force him to suck his own cock while I have my way with his tight ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renatha Lopez View Post
    I love this position but the girl would be replaced with a guy and I would force him to suck his own cock while I have my way with his tight ass
    I'd say his cock wouldnt be the only thing stiff after that, his neck would be in bits!
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinkydub5 View Post
    I'd say his cock wouldnt be the only thing stiff after that, his neck would be in bits!
    And his ass after I finish with him hihihi

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    I do...whitout the paper...lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinkydub5 View Post
    The gist of this position is that you're having sex the same way you'd use a butter churn, which is basically a skinny barrel in which you plunge some manner of stick (in this case your manhood) over and over again to turn cream into butter. Of course, in the sex way the barrel is a vagina and the cream is, you know...
    If you somehow make actual butter, please see a doctor!

    P.S The newspaper isn't essential

    Do you bring your own newspaper or is it provided by the escort

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renatha Lopez View Post
    And his ass after I finish with him hihihi
    Ouch!
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute

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    Quote Originally Posted by donna25 View Post
    I do...whitout the paper...lol...
    I don't think I'd be able to read it anyway, sure us men can't multitask
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute

    Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinkydub5 View Post
    The gist of this position is that you're having sex the same way you'd use a butter churn, which is basically a skinny barrel in which you plunge some manner of stick (in this case your manhood) over and over again to turn cream into butter. Of course, in the sex way the barrel is a vagina and the cream is, you know...
    If you somehow make actual butter, please see a doctor!

    P.S The newspaper isn't essential

    would need a week in gym first

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