Are you on the list?

[carlos marvado]

You don’t think Scofield and Burrows had anything to do with it West? Maybe they are clients and that’s why they are after Cilla. Christ I hope T bag’s not the bad egg or the shows over. That Cilla box of tricks looks awfully expensive just the hold the details of who has a big lad or not or walks with a limp like dinny........god that kinda intelligence could bring down goverments.............

hang on.....

Carlos your awfully quiet....

Yes QPH, I unfortunately have'nt received my copy of 'the list' by email yet, so I am choosing to withhold comment until I'm in possession of all the facts.

But I'm only dying to find out what the ladies had to say about my cockerel.

[carlos marvado]

Ah man................ This gets worse.....
So I PM Patricia and the next thing I know..........
Patricia knows Luthers real name, home town, my impressive physique, my cock size............ AND most of my phone number???????
I feel an invitation to Aspen comin on............

Men are always criticized about being sexist and judging women by the size of their breasts, tits, hooters, jugs or whatever you want to call them.

Then we have a list of men drawn up by women and what do they record?.......yes cock size. No mention about how the man dresses, his personality, charm, sense of humour, standard of spoken english. Ffs what does cock size tell you about him except that his twin is probably a horse.

P.S. Luther you will be pleased to know that they have you recorded as 4" when flacid, but that you turn into the incredible hulk when aroused.

[Quarterpoundher]

Maybe the dog has it,
Westside.

You heard it folks. Westie’s dog has it so ye are well and truly fucked and have no hope of getting it back as that dog nearly has the legs worn of it West walks him/her so much over and back the carrigcrohane straight its so fit and what’s worse is that the dog was once owned by the editor of the evening echo so like as not it’s sitting at the front door of the echo wagging his tail with “the list” in its mouth.

But on the up side it also was trained by the guide dogs for the blind in Ballincollig so can only read braile. Phew what a let off.

Who’d have thought the future of the Irish Escort scene will be decided on what Wests dog does next.

I feel an invitation to Aspen comin on............

Your surplus to requirement's Lu, she has a new man in her life, think his names Wifi or something. Keeps him in her ski cabin apparently.

[Patricia]

Hi,

Just to clarify... The list I have may not be the full list... It probably has been edited along the way. But as far as I know it is the version of the list that is being circulated at the moment.

However it is possible I could tell you that you are not on the list, but you are on another list or version of list that I don't have.

If anyone out there (like the mysterious "hacker"?) has a better list than I do, you could be a sweetie and forward it to me please. I will then check it to see if there is anything different on it regards any of the clients that have asked me to check so far.

I'm sorry I can't guarantee the list I have now is complete, but unfortunately this is the situation we are in.

Pat x

[luther]

P.S. Luther you will be pleased to know that they have you recorded as 4" when flacid, but that you turn into the incredible hulk when aroused.

Thank you for the info Carlos.Consider yourself on the top of the "postcards from Aspen" list...
As soon as I get rid of this Wifi fella that QPH speaks of.........

[Epsilon]

Your surplus to requirement's Lu, she has a new man in her life, think his names Wifi or something. Keeps him in her ski cabin apparently. [/quote]


Hey Qph... Just to let you know Wi-fi is not a man in aspen.....

[carlos marvado]

Your surplus to requirement's Lu, she has a new man in her life, think his names Wifi or something. Keeps him in her ski cabin apparently.

Hey Qph... Just to let you know Wi-fi is not a man in aspen.....[/QUOTE]

Can that thing make the breakfast as well Epsilon? Well I suppose you could use it to stir whatever's cooking in your pot.......that's assuming of course that you have a pot to begin with and that it's cooking.

[Quarterpoundher]

Hey Qph... Just to let you know Wi-fi is not a man in aspen.....[/QUOTE]

I have an Orange juicer look just like that!!! Or at least thats what the fella in the shop told me ...

[Quarterpoundher]

Yes QPH, I unfortunately have'nt received my copy of 'the list' by email yet, so I am choosing to withhold comment until I'm in possession of all the facts.

But I'm only dying to find out what the ladies had to say about my cockerel.

You don’t fool me with that neutral statement. You know the length, girth, angle of dangle, every wart on every penis of every member of Leinster house with that list and before we know it you will decree that its year zero and every man jack one of us will be marched out to the paddy fields to be re educated in the ways of Carlos.

Which luckily for us are in fact not all that bad so up the revolution…

You have some hand act or part in this all right.

[carlos marvado]

You don’t fool me with that neutral statement. You know the length, girth, angle of dangle, every wart on every penis of every member of Leinster house with that list and before we know it you will decree that its year zero and every man jack one of us will be marched out to the paddy fields to be re educated in the ways of Carlos.

Which luckily for us are in fact not all that bad so up the revolution…

You have some hand act or part in this all right.

Ahem QPH, but not everyone in Leinster House in fact has a penis, and those that dont have penises generally seem to have more balls than those that do.

So my proposition........escorts stand for election and the membership of E-I vote for them using the single transferable version of PR. After all, if we stand up for them from time to time, is'nt it about time they stood up for us.

The ladies who formed the secret list and operated outside the bounds of accepted behaviour and then lied through their teeth are obviously Fianna Failers right down to their well painted toenails. That leaves Anita/Corvette to gather the hard core socialists around her.....and by Christ, but we're one hard core bunch.