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    Exclamation Serious Warning

    Serious warning to all members.

    There has been a mass escape of smurfs from the '80s.
    These smurfs are considered very dangerous. thay are targeting beautiful women and performing sex acts on them... they should never be approached without the appropriate protection..ie a sense of humour.......
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    Default Latest update

    Garfield seems to have escaped with the smurfs...There are unconfirmed reports that others may have also escaped. I will bring you more details as news comes in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Epsilon View Post
    Garfield seems to have escaped with the smurfs...There are unconfirmed reports that others may have also escaped. I will bring you more details as news comes in.
    LMAO

    1st class theyre all so funny

    bet the lucky wee devils dont even have to pay

    bet if i went to an escort in my ROCK N ROLL ANIMAL guise, i wouldn,t have to pay


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    Default News just in....

    Two of Toontowns favourite couples have today announced they are splitting up.
    Fred & Wilma Flintstone and Barney & Betty Rubble have both announced that they will be seeking divorces. Insiders say that Fred & Betty have been having an affair. There is no comment from either couple today.




    Last edited by Epsilon; 17-02-09 at 17:13.

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    Pappa Smurf’s attentions have taken it’s toll on Smurfette it has to be said

    Before Pappa Smurf



    After Pappa Smurf



    That beardy bastard has a lot to answer for
    Last edited by Speedy Gonzales; 17-02-09 at 17:19. Reason: my ingleesh no so good hombre's
    Arriba! Arriba! Ándale! Ándale!

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    During the early '90s Smurfette got in with some bad company and started hanging around with snap, crackle & pop. they just used her for sex...


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    You just leave the guy on the front of the Corn flakes box outta this yah hear?
    This message brought to you by the P.L.O. The poultry Liberation Organization. Motto, We Lay as we Slay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oven Ready Eddie View Post
    You just leave the guy on the front of the Corn flakes box outta this yah hear?
    Hey Eddie, do you know this guy?



    And Eddie you better get home your missus is looking for you


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