Had a shower followed by 5 minutes of very enthusiastic bonking, then she gets out of bed, turns on the shower and starts getting dressed. I ask "is that meant to be a hint" and she answers "yeah a very big hint". Her rate was 90/140/180, I had put 3 fifties in the envelope, not sure if she even checked the contents before hand and she never asked me how long I wanted to stay, but when I exited the shower there was €60 (3 twenties) under my watch. Asked if I had offended her and she said no. Anyway, got to the door and she kissed me then dropped her hand and that took a few more minutes, and I was out the door knees knocking.
Probably the weirdest appointment I've had.
If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know it's Me.