What do escort's dread when they meet a client
What do escort's dread when they meet a client
Last edited by tika; 21-03-16 at 14:15.
FetishCherry (22-03-16), redforever (21-03-16)
I suppose hygiene is no. 1
Monty Python did a sketch once about blind date insurance.
The biggest payout was if your date turned out to be the Creature from the Black Lagoon. I guess that trumps hygiene.
Skid marks, smelly clients, unwashed 3 piece suite, must be right up there!
Ride them on the beaches!
tom sand (21-03-16)
SophieX has it down. Phew I think I pass the top 10