WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN????????????? (if "you" are reading this, do not delete this as I am not "shouting", simply exaggerating/amplifying for comic effect)
You left me high and dry
Did the Mrs finally do you in with the cake of doom??
And where have you been????? First Rayden leaves me, then Benny leaves and then you but you gave no warning!!??
How could you do that to me