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    Default What's your thoughts on..... getting older??

    No better place to ask, right?

    So much "oldness" in this forum.

    And what - I'm not fooled by these profiles.

    Some of these gals claiming to be "21"?

    Pfff - GTFO!!

    I've met one escort who was actually proper young.
    I thought she was 19.
    Claimed to be 22.
    I paid her 50 euro.

    But it shan't be too long before I'm knocking on the door of 30 myself.

    Seems like yesterday I was turning 22.
    In fact, I can remember it like it was yesterday.
    But damn, time slips by so damn fast.

    I'm glad I had as much pussy and got my hog smoked as much as I did.
    At least I can look back, and know that was one of lifes pleasures I didn't miss out on.


    I think keeping in shape is probably the most important thing to prolonging youthfulness.
    It's scientific fact that weightlifting increases a mans testosterone levels.


    It's probably easier for men than women.
    As they say, "men age like a fine wine. Women age like milk".

    That's probably in part due to the fact that men keep themselves in better physical shape, cause society demands a man to be strong, but women only have to be skinny, therefore men eat/exercise better.
    Chicks just starve themselves and eat low calorie/nutritional value food, and think that 20 minutes on the cross trainer is a good work out.
    Plus, I know plenty of chicks that party/drink/smoke way to much.


    Still though - I definitely don't want to be "that guy" - like that dude I saw recently when I was going into an apartment block to meet that escort?
    That old punter on his phone getting directions.

    I mean, the dude looked like a motherfuckin' wizard.

    The thought of that on top of a young good looking piece of muff, is just fuckin' wrong.
    Especially when I'm the next dude in line who'll be putting his mouth where he was just slapping his shriveled 4 inch dick.

    But like I said, I don't want to end up being that age, and be relegated to skeeting on the tits of some heinous looking woman, or worse still, jacking it to some "pure-mature" porno, cause I don't have enough dollards to pay this girl.
    Last edited by LuckyLu; 07-03-16 at 11:41.

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    always love reading john dunnes posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    No better place to ask, right?

    So much "oldness" in this forum.

    And what - I'm not fooled by these profiles.

    Some of these gals claiming to be "21"?

    Pfff - GTFO!!

    I've met one escort who was actually proper young.
    I thought she was 19.
    Claimed to be 22.
    I paid her 50 euro.

    But it shan't be too long before I'm knocking on the door of 30 myself.

    Seems like yesterday I was turning 22.
    In fact, I can remember it like it was yesterday.
    But damn, time slips by so damn fast.

    I'm glad I had as much pussy and got my hog smoked as much as I did.
    At least I can look back, and know that was one of lifes pleasures I didn't miss out on.


    I think keeping in shape is probably the most important thing to prolonging youthfulness.
    It's scientific fact that weightlifting increases a mans testosterone levels.


    It's probably easier for men than women.
    As they say, "men age like a fine wine. Women age like milk".

    That's probably in part due to the fact that men keep themselves in better physical shape, cause society demands a man to be strong, but women only have to be skinny, therefore men eat/exercise better.
    Chicks just starve themselves and eat low calorie/nutritional value food, and think that 20 minutes on the cross trainer is a good work out.
    Plus, I know plenty of chicks that party/drink/smoke way to much.


    Still though - I definitely don't want to be "that guy" - like that dude I saw recently when I was going into an apartment block to meet that escort?
    That old punter on his phone getting directions.

    I mean, the dude looked like a motherfuckin' wizard.

    The thought of that on top of a young good looking piece of muff, is just fuckin' wrong.
    Especially when I'm the next dude in line who'll be putting his mouth where he was just slapping his shriveled 4 inch dick.

    But like I said, I don't want to end up being that age, and be relegated to skeeting on the tits of some heinous looking woman, or worse still, jacking it to some "pure-mature" porno, cause I don't have enough dollards to pay this girl.
    Well if you are nearly 30 and still no wife or Gf chances are you will be that old bloke visiting Escorts in a few short years, When I was .
    your age I was married with 3 kids and a 5 years paid off my mortgage .
    I am now finished with my mortgage have all my kids reared and working and still only 50 this year ,and now I can afford to go and see Escorts when
    I want if I feel the urge. I am also happy that I have a great wife and kids who I know will always be there to care for me if I ever need caring but who
    will be there to mind you john? or visit you in the old peoples home because you will grow old as well as these old guys you now laugh at .
    Last edited by LuckyLu; 07-03-16 at 13:20.

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    Rachels looking well

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    Look after yourself go to the gym
    Eating and drinking will do no harm
    Your only here on a visit

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    No better place to ask, right?

    So much "oldness" in this forum.

    And what - I'm not fooled by these profiles.

    Some of these gals claiming to be "21"?

    Pfff - GTFO!!

    I've met one escort who was actually proper young.
    I thought she was 19.
    Claimed to be 22.
    I paid her 50 euro.

    But it shan't be too long before I'm knocking on the door of 30 myself.

    Seems like yesterday I was turning 22.
    In fact, I can remember it like it was yesterday.
    But damn, time slips by so damn fast.

    I'm glad I had as much pussy and got my hog smoked as much as I did.
    At least I can look back, and know that was one of lifes pleasures I didn't miss out on.


    I think keeping in shape is probably the most important thing to prolonging youthfulness.
    It's scientific fact that weightlifting increases a mans testosterone levels.


    It's probably easier for men than women.
    As they say, "men age like a fine wine. Women age like milk".

    That's probably in part due to the fact that men keep themselves in better physical shape, cause society demands a man to be strong, but women only have to be skinny, therefore men eat/exercise better.
    Chicks just starve themselves and eat low calorie/nutritional value food, and think that 20 minutes on the cross trainer is a good work out.
    Plus, I know plenty of chicks that party/drink/smoke way to much.


    Still though - I definitely don't want to be "that guy" - like that dude I saw recently when I was going into an apartment block to meet that escort?
    That old punter on his phone getting directions.

    I mean, the dude looked like a motherfuckin' wizard.

    The thought of that on top of a young good looking piece of muff, is just fuckin' wrong.
    Especially when I'm the next dude in line who'll be putting his mouth where he was just slapping his shriveled 4 inch dick.

    But like I said, I don't want to end up being that age, and be relegated to skeeting on the tits of some heinous looking woman, or worse still, jacking it to some "pure-mature" porno, cause I don't have enough dollards to pay this girl.
    Well it's great that a p***k of 30 has the cheek of criticising older men. I have been punting before you were born when there was no appartment's only car sex.I am now 60 years young and i am still as good as when i was 20, even better maybe. We older men do take shower's etc. and i find it an insult for a prick like you who has only been on E.I SINCE LAST July comes on here and make a comment like that.
    Last edited by LuckyLu; 07-03-16 at 13:22.

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