I'm upset

[MidlifeCrisis]

Do you think she'll remember that she posted when she wakes up?

Drink turns you into an old person - shaky walk, failing memory, prone to introspection and depression - the good news is that two black coffees and a walk in the fresh air will restore your youth.

[annabel taylor]

Oh my god woman!

Firstly, DO NOT post on here pissed, its hazardous to your health.

You are a young crazy arse BITCH and you know it, you're just having a to much booze sulk. You're mad and funny, beautiful and witty, you're tall and have MASSIVE tits!!! You have a great social circle and know how to handle your booze (normally :P) Look at the crazy bitch Irish dancing we did when we were pissed the other week, that will put some 18 & 19 years old to shame, and 4am is a respectable time to have your Pj's on or no Pj's depending on who you are with :P

Enjoy life, you are young, not just in years but in spirit Doing all the travelling you do can wear you down some times and make us feel like we are getting old, get your swim suit out and find a jacuzzi and have some you time. Or lets go to Malta

Lol I was surprised when I saw it

And angry note from apache pizza for missing the delivery lol god I wish I ate that I wouldn't feel like a boiled shite now

[KevinACE]

Ok been a while under a year surely since I got drunk went tuck it coppers was out with good friends quite drinks with I guess now some disturbed English men

Afterwards met an old mate coppers

Now I spent many a year in that scum hole yet tonight at 27 years old I felt old like real old so old young boys treated me like a milf after a few dances and a few too many I felt sick I already gone for an open air piss at first bar but tonight I vomited like old lady leading early and paying a greedy Nigerian triple to just take me home




When the fuck did I become so old nd tired I used to be out for days now I'm glad of my Pjs at 4am

I'm disgusted

Don't forget your hot water bottle

[tom sand]

i love my Pjs annabell
but for me
the best part of pjs is
when you are not feeling so good
eg... hangover
the next day
snug as a bug
not getting out of bed
for any one
Thats what i am talking about

[alcatel]

I'm 28 and feel like an old man, I cant drink any more either, 2 pints and i'm anybody's

Sadly, only a feline would want you,
for supper.

[annabel taylor]

Don't forget your hot water bottle

I fuckin love my hot water bottle

I do not understand women who don't own one

[f1 away]

I fuckin love my hot water bottle

I do not understand women who don't own one

You were better with a electric blanket

[Looking4MoreFun]

Drunken MILFs is what coppers is about haha

[Hagane00]

Ok been a while under a year surely since I got drunk went tuck it coppers was out with good friends quite drinks with I guess now some disturbed English men

Afterwards met an old mate coppers

Now I spent many a year in that scum hole yet tonight at 27 years old I felt old like real old so old young boys treated me like a milf after a few dances and a few too many I felt sick I already gone for an open air piss at first bar but tonight I vomited like old lady leading early and paying a greedy Nigerian triple to just take me home




When the fuck did I become so old nd tired I used to be out for days now I'm glad of my Pjs at 4am

I'm disgusted

You know what they say, practices makes perfect

The less you go out drinking, the greater an impact it'll have on you.

As for the MILF comments, I completely agree with the ILF part

[Clueless]

Ok been a while under a year surely since I got drunk went tuck it coppers was out with good friends quite drinks with I guess now some disturbed English men

Afterwards met an old mate coppers

Now I spent many a year in that scum hole yet tonight at 27 years old I felt old like real old so old young boys treated me like a milf after a few dances and a few too many I felt sick I already gone for an open air piss at first bar but tonight I vomited like old lady leading early and paying a greedy Nigerian triple to just take me home




When the fuck did I become so old nd tired I used to be out for days now I'm glad of my Pjs at 4am

I'm disgusted

Welcome to the over 25 club!!!
Does this mean you will have a breakdown at thirty!

Look at the bright side- you are Still young in the Greater scheme of things-

And keep looking at the bright side. ..