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  1. 25-02-16, 21:38 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    does anyone spend there evenings chrionically masterbating with a sex toy
    ive had my rabbit stuck in my pussy for 4 hours now, im really worried it wont come out

    what should i do ive a sex toy stuck in my pussy should i call A&E or the smartians.

    or has anyone any wd40?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    does anyone spend there evenings chrionically masterbating with a sex toy
    ive had my rabbit stuck in my pussy for 4 hours now, im really worried it wont come out

    what should i do ive a sex toy stuck in my pussy should i call A&E or the smartians.

    or has anyone any wd40?
    tut tut Fiona you have forgotten the obvious......understandable you are distracted. Do you have enough batteries to keep the rabbit powered. Or is the battery nearly worn out by now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    does anyone spend there evenings chrionically masterbating with a sex toy
    ive had my rabbit stuck in my pussy for 4 hours now, im really worried it wont come out

    what should i do ive a sex toy stuck in my pussy should i call A&E or the smartians.

    or has anyone any wd40?
    No but I have a good pair of hands


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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    does anyone spend there evenings chrionically masterbating with a sex toy
    ive had my rabbit stuck in my pussy for 4 hours now, im really worried it wont come out

    what should i do ive a sex toy stuck in my pussy should i call A&E or the smartians.

    or has anyone any wd40?
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    Not to worry, Fifi, he'll come out when he's ready...
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    Last time I had a chocolate Easter rabbit lodged in my ass I just waited for it to melt. You end up with a chocolate covered shit ... much like what Ed Sheeran is but without the carrot top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    does anyone spend there evenings chrionically masterbating with a sex toy
    ive had my rabbit stuck in my pussy for 4 hours now, im really worried it wont come out

    what should i do ive a sex toy stuck in my pussy should i call A&E or the smartians.

    or has anyone any wd40?
    You need to spend less time with a rabbit stuck in your pussy and more time reading the forums - that way you would have seen Kate's spelling lessons and wouldn't have made such a fundamental spelling mistake on your tout
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    Holy Rabbit in heaven!!! What do you call an E-I Frape???? I'll be giving you a good spanking bird, yi brat of a woman :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    Holy Rabbit in heaven!!! What do you call an E-I Frape???? I'll be giving you a good spanking bird, yi brat of a woman :P
    It was amusing to watch this thread Fiona as I knew what was going on lol :P
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    maybe my little friend could help




















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