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    Default OMG - I am SO damn horny right now...

    What's going on here?

    I went out last night, with the firm intention of scoring a drunk college girl, as it was the beginning of rag week last night.
    The club was fucking... dead.
    Apparently it doesn't really start until tomorrow night.

    The last couple weeks, I've been so damn busy with assignments and training, that I didn't even have time to jerk off properly, never mind see an escort.

    My back is aching from two heavy gym sessions last Friday and Saturday, but I was afraid to book a massage, cause the masseuse I see is strictly massage (no happy endings), and I was afraid I wouldn't be able to resist rolling over, and persuading her to take the opportunity to make some extra cash.

    Then this morning before leaving the house, I have a quick butchers on pornhub, and what - there's this latina porn music video, with the most unbelievably fine porn chicks doing what they do best - we're talking, Rebecca Linares, Lela Star, and I'm thinking, God damn, I'm gonna get crazy here unless I get some snatch within the next 24 hours.

    Men have it difficult, I'll tell you that.

    If I don't get this situation in hand, I fear a temporary psychosis may set in, and dead animals will start showing up within the vicinity of my house.
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    Actually last week, I DID get the opportunity to go to an escort, but when I got there, she was telling me I wasn't allowed bust my sticking discharge in her mouth, something she had advertised on her profile, so I couldn't go ahead with the appointment.

    False advertising, dammit!!

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    Why do I get the feeling John Dunne is this really fat guy that moves around on a skateboard, and just talks the way he does to compensate for his lack of mobility?
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    What's going on here?

    I went out last night, with the firm intention of scoring a drunk college girl, as it was the beginning of rag week last night.
    The club was fucking... dead.
    Apparently it doesn't really start until tomorrow night.

    The last couple weeks, I've been so damn busy with assignments and training, that I didn't even have time to jerk off properly, never mind see an escort.

    My back is aching from two heavy gym sessions last Friday and Saturday, but I was afraid to book a massage, cause the masseuse I see is strictly massage (no happy endings), and I was afraid I wouldn't be able to resist rolling over, and persuading her to take the opportunity to make some extra cash.

    Then this morning before leaving the house, I have a quick butchers on pornhub, and what - there's this latina porn music video, with the most unbelievably fine porn chicks doing what they do best - we're talking, Rebecca Linares, Lela Star, and I'm thinking, God damn, I'm gonna get crazy here unless I get some snatch within the next 24 hours.

    Men have it difficult, I'll tell you that.

    If I don't get this situation in hand, I fear a temporary psychosis may set in, and dead animals will start showing up within the vicinity of my house.
    Could we have solid dates please?

    Inter cert result night is not working out to well for me.

    Not that I can't pull, it's just they seem so young I can't do the business.

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    What is rag week???
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    Quote Originally Posted by ana massage View Post
    What is rag week???
    Oh dear so many opportunitys to take the piss.......

    RAG WEEK, a week of mischief and mayhem, hazy memories and hangover cures, wicked craic and worn out wallets. The social highlight of the student calendar!!
    Last edited by irishdeltaforce; 22-02-16 at 17:28.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ana massage View Post
    What is rag week???
    A week in which university students, under the pretence of raising money for “good causes” engage in a week of drunkenness, debauchery, sexual excess and generally annoying the hell out of the rest of the population.

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    That is f****ing Democracy,allright
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    Note to John Dunne;
    Just because a girl is drunk
    Doesn't mean she is stupid.

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