Spelling lesson of the day

[Long Dong Silver]

That's what women in labour get, right?

No problem at all. You just need to know what a contraction is and it all makes sense. We can do that Tuesday

[alcatel]

That's what women in labour get, right?

The whole Labour Party will be getting a contraction soon. ;-)

[Long Dong Silver]

Squeezed right out.

The whole Labour Party will be getting a contraction soon. ;-)

[Oh Kevin]

today we are learning the difference between 'off' and 'of'.

You use the word 'off' when you want to switch something 'off', or tell someone 'off!'.

Where as 'of', would be used in a sentence like this... 'one of these days i will spank him!'

so you see, nothing good will come of this, so it's time to switch off your computer!

Now, lets' practice using the word 'of' and 'off' in context on this thread. Who can come up with the best sentence using both words?

ur of ur trollie, ur

[Curvaceous Kate]

That's what women in labour get, right?

Same thing, different scenario

[Curvaceous Kate]

ur of ur trollie, ur

Shut up you young whipper snapper you!

[philipkntz]

Are yous off yer bleedin rockers? Spelling lessons on 'ere. Shure the best of the spellers on 'ere can't even speak the frigin lingo.
anyway sorry I couldn't 'elp out cause I was 'elping my uncle jack off a horse.

[Mister Anderson]

Your hilarious.

Can't you take constructive criticism?

No need to put the woman out of business, stud!!

Now, now. Them boots are not meant for walking on tom. Unless your name is LVT

[SteveB]

For really good fun explain the difference between "it's" and "its".

[Curvaceous Kate]

For really good fun explain the difference between "it's" and "its".

I will do that on Wednesday. Form an orderly queue! lol