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    Smile Congratulations West

    thehighwayman
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    QPH would be a good choice to be moderator. Theres no reason why he shouldn't. You don't need to be a punter to be a moderator. As someone said earlier he knows as much if not more about this than most."


    I don't believe I said I wished for it???
    To wish for it I'd have to care and I don't ................. he would probably try to ban all the punters here anyway for disrespecting "Women" for daring to place our penises in their holiest of holes!!

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    Default Not really and in any case

    i could never match the latent homos that shove their penis up your hole.Pity though that they cant be around you 24/7.It would keep you quiet.

    your very witty,
    Westside.

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    Question west

    Quote Originally Posted by WTF View Post
    i could never match the latent homos that shove their penis up your hole.Pity though that they cant be around you 24/7.It would keep you quiet.

    your very witty,
    Westside.
    Eh ............ try re-reading the post west ................ I was replying to HighWayMan about QPH ............. do try to keep up with me!!!

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    Default I'll try

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    Eh ............ try re-reading the post west ................ I was replying to HighWayMan about QPH ............. do try to keep up with me!!!

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    Westside............

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    Jesus I know you’re vertically challenged but now you tell me that you fuck Polo mints ??? (the mint with the “hole”) they are sacred to some cultures so yeah it would be a ban able ofence under the incitement to religious hatred act

    An Escorts packet of polo mints is a sacred place and should never have anyone’s penis placed within its minty freshness, (just because it fits don’t mean you should) unless of course that happens to be your thang and you pay her chosen rate without her being landed in some poxy greedy thread just cause it’s a little bit beyond your earning potential.

    I have no issue with anyone sticking anything anywhere at anytime once both parties are agreeable and I have a far healthier view of sex in a financially provided or procured context then most people here.

    You’d be amazed at just how fair I would be as I defended your rights in the teeth of your abuse to me but at least you have managed to refer to me in this thread without resorting to abuse (so far) which is why I have chosen to acknowledge your existence this one time but if your good I may grace you with my presence in the future but it’s a sorry sight to see you reduced to copying posts from gen chat and posting them in soapland.

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    Smile R-e-s-p-e-c-t

    I remember I was fucking an escort in the arse once (can't remember her name or nationality as I didn't care), I pulled out, ripped of the johnny and sprayed my baby batter all over her mush ............... she looked a little upset (maybe she felt degraded or humiliated, again I didn't care) so I wiped my mickey on her duvet, threw a few 50 euro notes at her and left her sitting on the floor leaning against the bed with my once hot jism becoming cold and drying into her face and hair ............... she seemeed to brighten up just a little when I threw the money at her though!!

    What's the point of my story???
    There isn't one ...............

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    So why did you post it?????
    Just for a reaction???
    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    I remember I was fucking an escort in the arse once
    Just the once?

    Not much staying power have you, did'nt know Escorts did 10 second rates....did you bring your own step ladder btw
    Last edited by Quarterpoundher; 13-02-09 at 01:14. Reason: save West having to do it...

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    Wink Have You EVER Had Sex With A Woman .......... *removed*???

    I shot so much muck over her mush that once was about all she could handle.

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    Default It was ME!

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    I shot so much muck over her mush that once was about all she could handle.

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    It was me paws, and I am still deeply tramatised to this day.

    I feel used, quite frankly

    whats the matter batty boy, you didnt even stay for a spunky snog????

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