Thankfully, relatively speaking, I still have youth on my side.
I ain't no minor, but I'm the right side of 30.
Was in town today.
Got this sudden impulse of, "I want to smash some pussy right now", coming from my pants, so typed in escortireland into my phones browser, found a sweet looking worker, and made the call.
Now, I'm outside the apartment block getting directions.
About ten paces away, I see this other dude on his phone.
He's obviously getting directions as well.
I'm not shaming anyone here, we all like sex, I get that, but what.
The dude must have been 75 if he was a day.
I mean, he was old, straight up.
It's not the first time I've seen an old dude, like really old, on his way to get some escort sex.
In Amsterdam, I used to see it the WHOLE time.
And I was always amazed cause, these really young cracking looking girls, would literally be reefing their door open, to suck the Johnson of this old man punter, whose balls probably hang like snooker balls in a fucking sock.
Big money - I'd have to assume at least - unless they all had some kind of a fetish for old withered skin.
It just looks......weird.
Now, I'm certainly not one to feel sympathy for a sex worker, and there's no malice inherent in that statement.
It's just, they do what they do, and the vast majority that I've met have a sufficiently nasty streak such that I wouldn't lament on their behalf for what they go through.
But it just made me question....
What is the typical escorts client like?
Are they really mostly swanky businessmen with trophy wives waiting at home, who are just getting a little extra on the side?
Or, pervy old men, like the dude I saw today, looking to slam some young meat?
What is it?