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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    During a freeze-frame shot, a close-up shows a man pulling at the jeans of a male criminal trying to escape, causing the upper buttocks to show.

    A man refers to a stiff alcoholic drink as a "blowjob".

    In an innuendo, a man sticks a cigarette lighter in a criminal's mouth before saying "I usually never say this: but DON'T swallow".

    A woman in a club speaks suggestively with a man and we later see their faces and shoulders as they thrust up against a wall. Very brief.

    A man sensually tells a woman that it's time to put "balls in holes", but the camera pans outs, revealing he means a game of Skee-Ball. The woman then jokes that the man likes "Skee-Ball games better than vagina".

    In a holiday-themed sex montage, a man and woman are shown having sex while nude (we see the woman sitting on the man's groin in bed, rocking on his lap as he fondles her bare breasts and she gasps). He is then shown behind her while she's on her hands and knees. The scene then cuts to the woman under covers shouting in discomfort before a man appears from underneath the blankets with large vampire teeth (suggesting oral sex). The scene then shifts to show a nude man on his hands and knees on a bed while a woman wearing a leather bikini (with an strap-on penis that isn't shown) has her groin area pressed against the man's posterior; the camera then cuts to his face, he is sweating and grimacing as she says to relax before the scene ends.

    A very brief scene shows a man and a woman under a large bear fur with him lying on top of her and the fur is bouncing up and down (we see their faces and hands).

    A man and woman wearing Christmas sweaters cuddle together in bed; she is seen wearing skimpy panties. The man stands up and asks her to marry him, using a Ring-Pop candy. When she asks the man where he was keeping the candy, the camera cuts behind him, revealing his bare buttocks and insinuating he was hiding it there.

    A man urinates and we hear urine hitting porcelain (nothing is seen). A man leans his head on a woman's shoulder on a couch and makes sucking noises as if nursing and she moves away, looking disgusted.

    A nude man in a medical facility is violently hosed off to disinfect him, he is shown crouching however his genitals are obscured by shadows. The scene is very brief. Later there is a long fight scene in which the main character is naked. His penis is visible three times in this scene.

    Two men search for a woman in a strip club. A fully nude stripper is shown for about three seconds (her breasts and pubic mound are visible but hard to see due to the dimly-lit environment). Three more strippers are then shown, with their genitals obscured by the heads of patrons; one topless women writhes at a pole and another topless woman crouches in front of a pole (we see breasts, partial abdomen and one partial buttock; several women farther away stand at poles, most of their bodies obscured by patrons, but we see a few more bare breasts). This entire scene lasts about twenty seconds. Other women in the club, such as cocktail waitresses, wear skimpy bikinis that bare cleavage, abdomens and bare legs.

    A man is shown briefly humping a stuffed unicorn doll (the scene is played for laughs and no nudity is shown).

    A man mentions several references to masturbating, mostly to gross-out his elderly friend whom he resides with.

    A dead criminal with a bloody bullet hole in his forehead slumps dead on a toilet with his trousers around his lower legs (only his thighs are visible).

    A man says his face looks like a "testicle with teeth", in reference to his disfigurement. The man later says his face looks like "Freddy Krueger face-f*cked a map of Utah".

    A woman wearing a low-cut, tight-fitting jumpsuit reveals cleavage that bounces as she runs; in one scene, while fighting, her left breast entirely slips out (not shown, as a man's hand humorously conceals it as he looks away). She thanks him and quickly fixes the wardrobe malfunction.

    In an innuendo, a villain remarks "now it's down to fists", in reference to fighting. A man jokes by saying, "sounds like your last Saturday night" (insinuating a sexual practice called "fisting").

    A dead criminal is shown from far-away with his pants pulled down, exposing his buttocks to the villain.

    A man jokes about due to his mutation superpowers, he now has a "mega-penis".

    In an innuendo, as the camera pulls out during a scene, the narrator remarks "that'll be the only thing pulling out tonight".

    A cartoon character experiences a large erection in his superhero tights, humorously in reference to the actors' names in the credits. Later, as he rides on the back of a unicorn, he rubs its horn briefly until the horn shoots outs rainbows (simulating orgasm).
    It's almost like I rewatched it, can't wait for this to come out on Showbox, so tempted to go see it again
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    This site is getting worse.
    First, it had me visiting escorts.
    Now, it has me going to the cinema.

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    I watched it the other night and laughed my pants off! It was hilarious and I fancied the English baddie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    I watched it the other night and laughed my pants off! It was hilarious and I fancied the English baddie
    You would , wouldn't you
    The amount of women at it who were bursting their asses laughing at the jokes was unreal
    Last edited by willie wacker; 18-02-16 at 23:31.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    This site is getting worse.
    First, it had me visiting escorts.
    Now, it has me going to the cinema.
    It's well worth going to see twice
    Bring you back quicker than some of the girls here


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