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    Default Sexist but funny...


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    Brilliant... was that you in the BMW?

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    AHAHAHAHA some of those were so fuckin funny, this pic springs to mind for yer one at 45seconds on it
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    How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
    Marry her!

    What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
    A battery has a positive side.

    What are the three fastest means of communication?
    1) Television
    2) Telephone
    3) Telawoman

    What should you give a woman who has everything?
    A man to show her how to work it.

    Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
    Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

    How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
    Put a nipple on it.

    Why do women rub t heir eyes when they wake up?
    Because they don't have balls to scratch.

    Why do women fake orgasms?
    Because they think men care.

    What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
    Nothing, she's been told twice already.

    Why is a Laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

    Why do men pass gas more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman who won't do what she's told.

    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% ...
    it's called a Wedding Cake.

    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
    Women will never be equal to men ...
    until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

    Why do women have babies?

    'Cos it hurts and they deserve the pain!

    Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the bullshit!

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