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    It's wankers at the door season. oportunistic leeches in hope of being elected are starting to appear in a housing estate near you.

    The question is what do you say to them?

    Tempted to tell them all to "fuck off I'm busy watching some banal shite on tv"

    I wonder do the political parties keep a tab on the reactions from each household from the last time they called?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    It's wankers at the door season. oportunistic leeches in hope of being elected are starting to appear in a housing estate near you.

    The question is what do you say to them?

    Tempted to tell them all to "fuck off I'm busy watching some banal shite on tv"

    I wonder do the political parties keep a tab on the reactions from each household from the last time they called?
    Thank god that season only come,s around mainly once every 5 years.
    Don,t open the door for them and use their leaflet to start the fire
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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post

    The question is what do you say to them?
    Perhaps you could invite them in for tea and a slice of cake while they explain their policies and set out their programme for government. You could then raise any specific concerns you have to elicit how they might best serve you whilst in power.

    Sometimes it's nice to be nice and everybody needs a warming cupan tae on a miserable February afternoon.

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    I've found what works best for me is answering the door wearing a balaclava and carrying a bible. Depending on how many of them there are I might even wear pants.

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    Let them shite talk for ten mins and then tell them your voting for someone else
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    can I just not open the door??? :d
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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvyNina View Post
    can I just not open the door??? :d

    Think of all the fun you're missing. I've often considered buying a bunch of Nazi memorabilia just so I could give the Mormons something to talk about when I invite them in for tea and crumpets

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    The smart canvassers have their helpers approach a number of doors at once so they have people at the door waiting for them and they bypass a door where the helper is getting a hostile response.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    The smart canvassers have their helpers approach a number of doors at once so they have people at the door waiting for them and they bypass a door where the helper is getting a hostile response.

    Those are the times I wear pants.

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    They always seem to come at the wroung time ( usually when i'm wanking) and talk shit for half hour and its always women, next time they call round i'm not even going to bother zipping up when answering the door


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