Escorts wont answer their fones

[Mister Anderson]

Strange to see you here in daylight hours.
Must be why you need the shades.

My boss rang this morning to say 'Stay at home, son. Take a load off.' Or maybe he said dump a load

Anyhow, I guess that's his was of endorsing my candidacy. Or maybe I just got fired. I'll have to consult the Oracle.

[Dub Lad]

Here am I kneading sex urgently........i have an Erection,,,,,,,,,,and there are lodes of escorts around the korner,,doing 24 hours................are they all asleep or what.
They wont do much business later to day with the Lewis strike.
Their phones wont even wake them up.
They shud be barred from turning them off

The moderators will get a list of my complaints later to day,,,,,,and I hope they will take corrective action, against false advertising

I think the Escort's got very lucky having to not deal with you or even see you.

[alcatel]

I think the Escort's got very lucky having to not deal with you or even see you.

Now, now
Bollocks is a Dub Lad too.

[Sensual Lauren]

maybe they are busy, ...0549 is not the prime time, don't be so angry and book ahead.

Here am I kneading sex urgently........i have an Erection,,,,,,,,,,and there are lodes of escorts around the korner,,doing 24 hours................are they all asleep or what.
They wont do much business later to day with the Lewis strike.
Their phones wont even wake them up.
They shud be barred from turning them off

The moderators will get a list of my complaints later to day,,,,,,and I hope they will take corrective action, against false advertising

[Petros]

The moderators will get a list of my complaints later to day,,,,,,and I hope they will take corrective action, against false advertising

If you took half the time to check the ladies details in their Diary section as you have posting crap then you would have read "These are the times that XXXXX will make appointments to meet you. XXXX may not always be available at the specified times."

[alcatel]

maybe they are busy, ...0549 is not the prime time, don't be so angry and book ahead.

If you took half the time to check the ladies details in their Diary section as you have posting crap then you would have read "These are the times that XXXXX will make appointments to meet you. XXXX may not always be available at the specified times."

You take a Bollocks thread at face value?
or think he's angry.
Interesting.
Very interesting.

[Barney Rubble]

What's Inspector Morse gonna do about this Lewis strike ?

[JAMESCORK]

I remember once there was a big freeze and we got a burst pipe at 5am. Water pouring out of the attic. I rang a plumber and he answered.... Just saying like...

And to think... this plumber came when I "kneaded" him...

Needless to say, he waived the bill...

[Mister Anderson]

I remember once there was a big freeze and we got a burst pipe at 5am. Water pouring out of the attic. I rang a plumber and he answered.... Just saying like...

And to think... this plumber came when I "kneaded" him...

Needless to say, he waived the bill...

What kind of plumber was this? Was there 70s funk music playing in the background?

[Petros]

You take a Bollocks thread at face value?
or think he's angry.
Interesting.
Very interesting.

He posted something that others who may be new here or just don't know him could read! It deserved a balanced reply for that reason if nothing else.

What I find "interesting" is that you have finally found the multi quote feature!

Does this mean we will now be spared your usual 3 and 4 consecutive posts in the same thread when one post using multi quote would do?